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Alpha Dogs by Cheng Letian

Holy Hazbin…

Guys. Jesus. I don’t know if this in anyway pertains to Hazbin but-

I was rewatching the newest Hazbin clip (thank-you vivziepop!) and I love that we got to see a glimpse of Charlie’s (possible) parents.

(Angel Dust just casually succin away)

And of course Alastor was an immense pleasure (that voice!!)

But back to Charlie’s parents. There’s a little speculation on whether or not the man depicted in the portrait is, in fact, Satan but given the apple symbolism we see throughout the hotel, it can be assumed (for now) that the dude in the picture is Satan.

(The forbidden fruit the “serpent” tempts Adam and Eve into eating.)

That’s all fine and well, but then I saw something else in the pictures hanging in the hall: Charlie’s mom. Lillith.

(ft. Alastor cuz I can)

Now given how much symbolism we see with the Apples, I got curious and wanted to know what the significance of Lillith was and…

You guys…

And in a few interpretations of the Ascension of Isaiah, Samael is often identified as Malkira, from Hebrew meaning “king of evil”! And, due to likely influences by the Quran, Samael is also equated as the serpent in Genesis, having disapproved the creation of man from dust Samael descended from heaven to seduce Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden fruit.

BUT WAIT! There’s more!

Now I’m not saying Charlie’s not theirs (the resemblances to her parents are striking enough) but I’m also not not saying that either! It’d explain why she’s different from other demons.

Also, beneath the family portrait we see “Magne Family, 1871”. I couldn’t figure out that significance until I put the names together.

Charlie Magne. Charlemagne. English translation “Charles the Great”.

(Charlemagne was a Frankish ruler in the 770’s til the 800’s who is known as the first recognized Emperor of Western Europe since the fall of the Western Roman Empire three centuries prior. He was also notibly known for uniting much of western and central Europe in the Early Middle Ages which prompted the furst Carolingian Renaissance, a time of cultural activity and cultural reinvention).

(Again, this could in no way pertain to any aspect of Hazbin Hotel and I could be spouting nonsense but man, this shit’s practically poetry! I hope we get to see some background on this.)

tl;dr: Charlie the Great has the archangel Samael (Satan) for a Dad and a child-snatching hussie named Lillith for a Mom.

I’ll see myself out of the Hotel now.

I have no question, there are two dozen identities that live in that body with you.

+ bonus

all my shitty writings

for my soul that loves order. And for you of course, if anyone cares.

holy child(joseph x deputy)

hate to love (jacob x deputy)

through the valley(jacob x deputy)

Sing me to sleep (jacob x f!reader)

Uranium fever (Joseph x deputy)

Liger (Jacob x deputy)

Red Lines (John x f!reader)

Homemade Dynamite (Jacob x f!reader)

Drowning ( John x f!reader)

The Boy with Pajamas (John x f!reader)

400 LUX (John x f!reader)

The Calling (Soulmate au Joseph)

Intimate Confessions (John x F!reader)

Blissful Beauty (all of them x deputy)

Moron Lover Seed (John x deputy)

BBQ with Jacob seed (f!reader)

Knife Party ½ (John / f!reader)

Knife Party 2/2

A good day with sister (Faith x freader)

Wrong Guesses (John Seed x male deputy)

The War of Alphas (Jacob Seed x Male Deputy)

Dirt (John Seed x male deputy) 

The Affair (Faith Seed x female deputy(ish) 

Ice Cream Serious ( John Seed x female deputy)

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

after enough online exposure to fat baby sleeper looking at canon absurdly jacked broad-shouldered sleeper becomes. so funny

I made…. an icy wallskating bugboy

~“Who Has the Best Shoes???”~

Part 2/2

There are many A.I. that have Jacob, John’s, and other characters’ same shoes.  

*We all get the same awesome shoes (Pratt, Hudson, Mayor, Rook, and the Sheriff all have the same shoes).  I plan on getting shoes similar to Pratt in real life.  They are cowboy boots.

Alright time for some honesty thats going to make my follower count go down but I don't care. Hate me. But a post I read made me realize I need to bring this up.

I complain a lot about Donny Cates and his comics because its the best way to reach agreements on here. This whole run is concidered terrible so I'm going to be honest. I don't say the things I like about the comics because I'm afraid of conflict over it. However, I've already been questioned once for this and I will be questioned again so its time to come clean and be hated. I buy the comics. Which apparently is a sin in this fandom and I will only ever be judged for it.

Know why I do it? Because there are elements I like along with the elements I hate. And I just need to get that off my chest because I don't want to feel bad for it. I get enraged easily and will go off on rants, but I'm also pleased easily. So its time for me to list a few things not all that I actually like about these comics and I will be fine when my follower count drops. (Also a Silver Surfer note)

Dylan and Normies dynamic is really fun and I love them. Sleepers added protective behavior of Dylan just makes it all the better because imagine him trying his best to babysit Dylan and Normie and it all goes to shit two seconds later. I love it.

Grendel dragon. MMMMMMMM. I love this dragon and he's beautiful and also part of Beowolf I just love him.

Darkness. I don't know how to explain this other than a couple dsrk twists are enjoyable. Sure he added too many but still I would love it if it was just one or two twists. Like if it was only the cancer involving Venom trying to keep Eddie... Thats a dark bump in the road J can get behind.

And to Ryan Stegman... ART IS A YEEEEEES

Just Dylan in general I mean hes my son and he's great.

Them covers are sometimes great. Though the varients are what I live for.

Follower count: 359

Waiting for that to drop.