You finally get up the nerve to tell me you have a crush on me… and I’m so glad you did
Your mom noticed your friend staring at her bubble butt, so she innocently sent him a picture, asking if he thought her ass was too big. He immediately replied that it was perfect, but he’d need some more pictures to make sure. Things escalated quickly, and by the next day, the entire school had pictures of your mom’s perfect bubble butt.
Beach talks
Sock strip?