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I lose weight when I am not even trying. This summer I stayed at this farm that had strictly vegetarian diet, and I mostly just had scrambled eggs and cheese, peanut butter sandwiches, and the occasional pasta, and in like 3-4 weeks I lost 5kgs

Inside, I am still the kid who ate rocks off the street

Why do I have the sudden urge to smooch this?

New Zealand Longfin Eel

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Yes

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Yep.

He is the ULTIMATE LIFE FORM, he can make it possible...

A friend told me to do this, no regrets

Get thrown for the third time idiot!

This has to be the wildest checklist I am yet to add

I wish kinky sex ed wasn't so stigmatized even among left-leaning "sex positive" circles. Everyone's all "uwu I'm a sub I'll do anything you ask" okay mommy wants you to read The New Bottoming Book so you learn how to sub without hurting yourself since your sex ed up to this point is porn and your ex boyfriend Jared who liked to choke you incorrectly

5 posts!

Great, only took me forever to get here ig

Many of my friends and discord randoms said very nice things about this drawing, I guess that's the reason why I post it here.

I drew it at dawn and barely polished it, don't expect more from me! :3

(edited because my brother scolded me for not putting my signature, lol.)