Aizawa, Whispering: Hey Kaminari, Would You Like To Know How I Really Hurt My Wrist Over The Weekend.

Aizawa, whispering: Hey Kaminari, would you like to know how I really hurt my wrist over the weekend.

Kaminari: yes, more than anything.

Aizawa: Mic and I attend a hula-hooping class for exercise and for fun.

Kaminari, wheezing: oh my god

Aizawa: I’ve mastered all the moves: the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle-

Kaminari: why are you telling me this?

Aizawa, elated: because no one will ever believe you

B O N U S

-In the break room-

Aizawa, happily, to Mic: And then, he started crying!