Art By 桃子桃子君丶

the damn necromancers are back in the meat aisle. the sausages and pork chops are flopping around everywhere doing their evil biddings

one time in trader joes I saw a deathknight wither a nectarine to straight up mildew and ash in their hands and then put it right back on the display

i hope you dont wanna come down any time soon haha

Ugh… headache. Head splitting migraine, even.

unsorted rodent people

Bullfinch mounted mouse barbarian.

Prints

Our favorite photo from when I was trying to get a Christmas-card worthy photo.

Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.

As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this

do you have any images of cassowaries eat a tasty fruit?

Why yes, here you go...

Southern Cassowary (Casuarius casuarius), EAT A TASTY FRUIT!!!, family Casuariidae, order Casuariiformes, northern Australia

photograph by Jan Wegener