Australian Water Rat Aka Rakali (Hydromys Chrysogaster), Family Muridae, Canberra, Australia

La Vie des Animaux Illustrée. Written by Alfred Brehm. Illustration by Theodor Franz Zimmermann. 1869 French edition.

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the damn necromancers are back in the meat aisle. the sausages and pork chops are flopping around everywhere doing their evil biddings

one time in trader joes I saw a deathknight wither a nectarine to straight up mildew and ash in their hands and then put it right back on the display

Thank you so much to my Patrons.

Jean-Baptiste Lamarck would have reblogged this

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

lay all your troubles here night time bagel schmear

Put your soul at ease late night bagel cream cheese

Our favorite photo from when I was trying to get a Christmas-card worthy photo.

blade mage

u know the function is satisfactory and these guys are there

A Party of Mice has arrived!

Harvest mouse on a dandelion by Dean Mason.

wheeling endless plastic

moving forward forever, free of time and tremble and rot

pristine undying locomotion

beep beep bitches

Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body