Black Mirror Creators Be Like

i don’t want a job i want to read good books and drink good coffee and get kissed on the neck

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly

FUCK THIS COUNTRY

There’s so much to unpack here:

Pack of Beakers

Goth Beaker

The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer

The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer

The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur

The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

In the stripped club, straight up jorkin' it, and by it?....well...let's just say, my peanitz.

i don’t like this, chrissy