Reblog This To Prove Your Blog Was Made Before The February 2022 Tumblr Resurgence

i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas

Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

The following thoughts on Monsters: the Lyle and Erik Menéndez Story can coexist:

Ryan Murphy did an absolute hatchet job in terms of inaccuracies and gross mischaracterization that was disrespectful to everyone involved

Cooper Koch and Nicholas Alexander Chavez are phenomenally talented actors and I hope they get the industry recognition they deserve

this is immensely funny to me

at the end of the day I’m just a girl who loves her bed

HARRY STYLES as JACK CHAMBERS — DON’T WORRY DARLING