So when do I get to hug dogday
Honestly... I feel you. I ask myself this all the time. I need a hug from the giant sunshine pup too!!
BNHA x EQG Crossover!
Part 2, Part 3, part 4
Rainbow: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Sideswipe: What?
Rainbow: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Sideswipe: Can we go back to the part where you said “when I get murdered”?
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Sunset: I want to be a caterpillar.
Optimus: Explain?
Sunset: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Optimus: You are aware that they have a lifespan of two to five weeks, correct?
Sunset: That’s another highlight.
Optimus: Sunset, no—
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Bumblebee: I’m not mad, I just want to know why you need a fake ID.
Fluttershy: *mumbles*
Bumblebee: What was that?
Fluttershy: …You need to be over 18 at Petco to hold the puppies.
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Optimus: You are very mature for your age, Sunset.
Sunset: Thanks, it’s the trauma.
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Rainbow: Sibling relationships are weird.
Rainbow: Like, I’d give Sideswipe my life on a dangerous mission without a second thought but there’s no way in hell that I’d give him a single fry from my McDonald’s meal.
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Rarity: *hurts herself*
Rarity: SH-oot!
*Knock Out and Sideswipe look at each other in confusion*
Sideswipe: What was that?
Rarity: I don’t swear.
Knock Out: Why not?
Rarity: It’s not ladylike. No well-mannered woman does it.
Rainbow: *walks by in the background and stubs her toe*
Rainbow: FUCK!
Rarity: …most of us anyway.
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Twilight: Excuse me, who’s in charge here?
Ratchet: Well, usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Rarity: We can’t kill him!
Knock Out: Not with that attitude, we can’t.
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Fixit, gesturing to Twilight: Sir, that’s my emotional support human.
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Pinkie: You call it a near death experience-
Rainbow: We call it a vibe check from God!
Ratchet: *optic twitches*
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Sunset: When I asked if my day could get any worse it was rhetorical question. NOT A CHALLENGE!
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Sunset: I stopped a murder today.
Optimus: Good job, Sunset. I’m proud of you. How did you do it?
Sunset, staring seriously and ominously at Optimus: Self-Control.
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Bulkhead: What are your superpowers again?
Applejack: Super-strength, agility and stamina, yo mamma jokes-
Bulkhead: Yo mamma jokes?
Applejack: Well Bulk, I’m an orphan so they can’t say anything back.
Bulkhead: Kid—
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Ratchet: How would you rate your pain?
Twilight: Zero stars, would not recommend.
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Rainbow: Hey, Ratch.
Ratchet: *sighs* Yes?
Rainbow: If you say the words “control alt delete” do you just, like, straight up die?
Ratchet:
Ratchet: Every day I convince myself humans are intelligent life forms and every day I am proven wrong.
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Sunset: I’m willing to do a lot of things.
Sunset: But admitting to Optimus that I’m cold after he told me to bring a jacket is not one of them.
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Everyone else: Knock Out, no!
Knock Out: Knock Out, yes!
Rarity: Knock Out, no.
Knock Out: Knock Out, no.
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Fluttershy: *staring blankly at a wall*
Bumblebee: Fluttershy? What’s wrong?
Fluttershy: Did you know that rap stands for ‘rhyme and poetry’?
Bumblebee:
Bumblebee: *sits down and joins Fluttershy in staring at the wall*
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Arcee: You’re okay, right? You’re not hurt?
Twilight: No, no, no, I’m fine! Totally fine, no, no, I’m fine.
Arcee: Really? Because you’re repeating your words you look pale and you look like you’re about to topple over.
Twilight: Yeah, you might wanna catch me.
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Twilight: [holds up a cauliflower in front of Ratchet] What is this?
Ratchet: … a cauliflower?
Twilight: [turns to Pinkie and Smokescreen] Okay, now tell him what you think it is.
Both: Ghost broccoli!
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Rainbow: I’m ten times funnier than you.
Sideswipe: Ten times zero is still zero.
Rainbow: Well, jokes on you, I can’t do math.
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Arcee: You’re up early this morning.
Twilight: …
Arcee: You never went to sleep, did you?
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Rainbow: You’re an attention-seeker.
Sideswipe: What?! I’m the total opposite of an attention-seeker. I’m the best there ever is, I do not- hey, don’t look away when I’m talking here!
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Knock Out: Do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you!
Knock Out: Please ask me to kill for you.
Rarity: …First of all, calm down.
Pair of bugs🐝🦋💖
Close-up:
Optimus, Bumblebee and Sideswipe redesigns!!
OH SHE IS SO ROCKING THIS OUTFIT
So pretty and badass, I love it so much🤩🖤💜🤍
With KO's and BD's human designs I noticed the two share the style of jacket, boots and gloves and found it a crime to leave Rares out.
Human designs of Rarity, Knockout and Breakdown belong to @its-elioo
When Sunset Shimmer called Optimus Dad by accident, I was laughing at how cute it is and wanna do something similar XD. It's so awesome at their father-daughter dynamic
IKR!! Their dynamic is the best!
King Sombra and Chrysalis designs, please?
Idk what you meant by only designs but the first thing I thought of was humans
We have a duo of baddies here hehee
Y’all better go check this out! Thank you legofan506 on YT and @actingbuggy (Odette’s VA) This voice suits her perfectly!!
You CANNOT comvince me otherwise that Wheeljack taught them when Applejack and Rairty isn't looking 😁😏
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Overprotective Chat ( part of the ‘New Partner AU’ )
she/her 🪴INFP🪴👾Multi-fandom mess👾 ✨Please don't repost without credit, thank you!✨https://itselioo.carrd.co
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