Jesus: * Rises From The Grave Once *

val, looking at the incoming video call from the love of her life even though she’s literally being held at gun point by a kidnapper in her own home:

kidnapper:

val:

kidnapper:

val:

kidnapper:

val:

kidnapper:

val: sorry, I just have to take this real quick-

being bilingual is understanding but not being able to translate because your brain couldn’t be bothered to do any extra work and is just content with knowing what the heck is going on

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

brianna hanson has no business looking hotter with every new season of grace and frankie

Me when I thought I was straight: I’m not really interested in dating like I guess having a boyfriend would be nice but it’s not something I’m really interested in I’m just focusing on school

Me now that I know I’m a lesbian: I WANT A FUCKING WIFE

just girlfriends doing their thing

asking for straight pride is like asking for able bodied parking spaces

When someone actually asks about summer camp and you finally get an excuse to talk about it for hours