My Internal Monologue From May On: Camp Camp CamP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP

in the midst of all the beautiful vm content of the past 2 months, I sometimes pause to think fondly of meryl davis... and how hard she must be choking on the fact that the rivalry that defined her career is now a gd footnote in vm's story. also the fact that she's marrying fedor "literally looks illiterate" andreev, and tessa is just out here getting felt up by scott moir in front of god and his salad. tessa virtue: ∞ meryl davis: -6

sometimes the universe just has a way of making good things happen to good people

Me when I thought I was straight: I’m not really interested in dating like I guess having a boyfriend would be nice but it’s not something I’m really interested in I’m just focusing on school

Me now that I know I’m a lesbian: I WANT A FUCKING WIFE

val, looking at the incoming video call from the love of her life even though she’s literally being held at gun point by a kidnapper in her own home:

kidnapper:

val:

kidnapper:

val:

kidnapper:

val:

kidnapper:

val: sorry, I just have to take this real quick-

Do I Want To Date Her Or Be Her: A List

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

that feel where you’re watching a new tv show with ur fam and an actress u recognise comes on but ur not sure where shes from????? but ur like “huh thats weird”  and none of ur fam recognise her so u look her up on imdb 

and shes in fucking Tipping the fucking Velvet or The L Word or Gayass McGayDays and u have to tell ur fam u recognise her from that one time she played a corpse in fukin CSI: Special Hetero Unit or some shit