Genuinely Wild To Me When I Go To Someone's House And We Watch TV Or Listen To Music Or Something And

introverts be like "i know a good spot" and then go home

I just got to get you out of the cage I'm a young lovers rage Gonna need a spark to ignite

i love when my partner is vocal. like yeah, the moans and grunts are amazing, but dirty talking?? telling me to take your cock?? whispering all the dirty things your thinking about? all the praising and commands?? why would you hold that back

the doctor said i have to be pet 3 times a day

Things neurotypical people do that confuse me.

They’ll say “it’s time to go” so I go outside and stand by the car… I wait….. no one else comes outside.

I go back inside and see that they are still talking to someone, haven’t put their shoes on, decide it’s time to cook a four course meal, etc.

Like… you said it was time to go…. Why are we not going????

Not gay or straight but a secret third thing. A Linux user.

mythic quest season four is so crazy to me because where else will a creator lowkey denounce a ship in the press interviews and then turn around and have such an astounding level of homoerotic chemistry with their shipee that you end the episodes making MORE shippers out of the fandom than there even were before. braddavid never change.

“If you want my body AND you think I’m sexy, come on baby let me know,” sings Rod Stewart. He puts a lot of emphasis on that conjunction, which I take to mean that both conditions must hold before the imperative consequence obtains. Thus, if you think he’s sexy but you don’t want his body (perhaps he is only astrally sexy), you don’t have to let him know. Likewise, if you want his body but you don’t think he’s sexy (perhaps you want his body for science, or meat) he doesn’t want to hear about it.

Need someone to be a little feral about me

if you’re not into some dumb embarrassing shit you’re not living your truth