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Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

I was literally shocked to hear that some Gaylors hadn't seen these! Here are Taylor's gayest high school MySpace posts, mostly targeted at her friend Kelsey (dammmnnn) Morris, and a cheerleader 2 grades ahead of her at Hendersonville High School, Lacey J. (and Lacey's boyfriend from BHS, Taylor J.).

September 3, 2005

“I am obsessed with you.

If you look out your window and down the street about 200 yards, you may see a big white van parked on the street. I am inside the van with a telescope and computer. Just trying to catch a glimpse of kelsey dammmnnn morris.

haha. end of story.”

September 6, 2005

“LACEY LACEY LACEY

I’m in love with you.

There’s just no other way around it.

hehe”

September 10, 2005

“Pretty girl.

I could walk twenty feet and knock on your door and ask you how you’ve been…

But I think I’ll just sit here and type it.

Tell me how you’ve been, child.

taylor”

September 11, 2005

I have the same name as your boyfriend.

Therefore I am better than everyone and you should like me more.

taylor”

September 18, 2005

“Kelsey’s awesome.

And got best smile.

And should have gotten best everything else.

Hahah

iloveyou”

October 12, 2005

“Everybody watch Kelsey’s scrolling pictures of her friends until you get to the one of shelby.

Her boobs look AMAZING.

hahahahahahaha”

November 6, 2005

“If you were a guy I’d probably date you.

Just a friendly reminder.

<3”

December 28, 2005

“WOW I LOVE YOUR PICTURES

(i haven’t been on here in a while and technology alone fascinates me)

Hey I love you and now I know exactly where your house is, and also that Grant plays guitar? Yes, he does.

Why?

Because he’s Grant Motherfucking Wood. That’s why.

We’re hanging out New Years and I’m driving the Hummer and it will be amazing.

-T-

PS: Hi, Kelsey’s mom!”

(SHE DROVE A HUMMER?? GIRLIE...)

December 29, 2005

“Lil’ Kels.

hahahahhaha

I looove love love your new pictures. You are pretty.

You’re right.. you better watch out.

Because I do what I want.

-T-”

January 8, 2006

“My name is Taylor, I am not clingy, I do not want a boyfriend.

I do not show signs of wanting a boyfriend.

I do not make hints leading on to the fact that I may want a boyfriend.

So how, tell me, on EARTH is it possible for someone to confuse this issue and IGNORE me because:

they don’t want a girlfriend.

(%(*..)%((IOJENTI..OWI$...)WO

-T-”

April 23, 2006

[3 sophomore year prom pictures with Kelsey Morris]

“(this is you quite obviously staring at my boobs)”

April 24, 2006

“Lyrics we live by:

And it hurts to want everything 

and nothing at the same time

I want what’s your and i

want what’s mine

I want YOU, but I’m not

giving in this time.

haha

i love you

you’re really pretty.

-T-”

April 30, 2006

“Kelsey.

I love you and I’m sorry about all the “distance”.

Distance = stupid and unnecessary.

Dude. The truth is, i miss you. Starbucks tomorrow?”

Bonus:

“I read your complaining comment about how your not on abigails top 8. well, how could you be? I’M THERE. TAKING YOUR SPOT HAHAHAHAHA. (evil laugh, you know the drill). Well, anyway, listen my queer fellow. I thinketh we shall hangeth out sometime soon, eh? yes, i do believe i am growing fond of this idea. drive over in your sex van and come pick me up. farewell knave."

Click here for all non-Gaylor MySpace posts from that era

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Yeah I’m actually crying

Karlie was sitting on that side too 😭

Think we may have found the Third Polaroid

Sia @goldstringlover found this and asked me to post it. So Credits goes to her!

So I don't know where the picture is coming from though. It's a picture from this post (X) on Twitter.

But!

Look at Karlie's lockscreen!!! It's her and Taylor!!!

The picture could DEFINITLY be the Third Polaroid omg...

Same hair. Position. And white walls on the background...

Did we just find the Holy Grail????

"This is the rainiest rain show that ever rain showed, ever, ever, ever. Oh my god. We have every single person on the stage—is this going to work? It’ll be fine. I hope it works. It’ll be great.—all of my fellow, like, dancers and everybody else on the stage is just sort of like, ‘Oh my god,’ no one ever expects you’re going to basically perform like in a shower. It’s really very exciting. Yeah. Are you having a nice time too? So you know, you’re standing in the pouring rain with people, and you just kind of feel like this romantic sense of camaraderie. I was thinking about what song to play with you tonight and I was thinking, there’s this song from Midnights that I love so much, and I haven’t played it on this tour, or ever, so I figured, that could be fun to play with you. And I just—oh my gosh, this is insane—I kind of just feel like telling you, I don’t know, I have just never been this happy in my life, in all aspects of my life, ever before. And I just want to thank you for being a part of that. Like, you know, I don’t know, it’s not just the tour, it’s like. I don’t know, I just sort of feel like my life finally feels like it makes sense. And so I thought I’d play this song, which brings me a lot of happy memories."

— Taylor before playing Question...? (guitar) in Foxborough, MA on May 20th

Happy Pride Month! 🌈

Some thoughts from twitter 🙌🏻

This is such an interesting point because why would we be seeing so much of him if it wasnt for publicity????? I have quite literally never seen this man in the public eye more than like twice and those times were only because he was being a weirdo creep at his concerts

Taylor hid Joe from us like buried treasure for 6 YEARS and I’ve seen more Matty Healy in the last 3 days than I’ve ever seen of him in my whole life. What happened to Mrs. “romance is not dead if you keep it just yours”?

how does everyone know dianna proposed

It’s an assumption — arising in the first instance from an anonymous source supplied by @larrienation in July 2016 — albeit, one for which there is circumstantial ‘evidence’ in support.

(i.) There is good reason to suspect that Taylor wanted to marry Dianna:

This is consistent with Taylor’s writing in the period of their relationship: the lyrics to How You Get the Girl — ‘I want you for worse or for better’  ‘I would wait for ever and ever’ (cf. Wonderland, for the aftermath, ‘we pretended it could last forever (last forever)’ ‘And life was never worse but never better (never better)’) — suggest that she anticipated marriage (to Dianna).

Taylor performed Speak Now, a song about interrupting an ex’s wedding, live on the first tour date (6th September 2013) after attending a Fun concert with Dianna (4th September — this was not only two years to the day since their reintroduction to each other at Fairfax Flea Market, but the first time they had communicated publicly since Dianna’s birthday in April, when their engagement supposedly was broken-off.)

According to an interview with Global News in December 2014, Style was written about ‘that one person who you feel like might interrupt your wedding and [who would] be like don’t do it because we’re not over yet.’ Style, on my conception, is about Dianna.

Taylor’s reaction to Dianna’s marriage in 2016 was interesting – at her only concert of that year (in Austin, in October) she changed the lyrics to I Knew You Were Trouble for a second time, from ‘you never loved me’ to “she never loved me.” (x)

(ii.) It is an idea which seemingly is endorsed by the music video to Look What You Made Me Do:

Significantly, there is a ring box in shot in the bank-heist scene — a scene in which Taylor appears with a cat mask as a literal pussy bandit. ‘pussy bandit’ is a popular nickname of Dianna’s, pre-dating her relationship with Taylor.  [Note: the swiftlife debuted a ‘pussy bandit’ taymoji in the “better than revenge” pack on the day that the music video for Babe, another song associated with Dianna, was released.] 

ETA (27/04/2019)

It is also tacitly endorsed by the visuals for Clean, a song popularly associated with Dianna, on the 1989 tour. Taylor wears a white dress, while the rain-water substitutes for a veil (here).

ETA (21/05/2019)

On one interpretation of the music video to ME!, Brendon’s three attempts to woo Taylor on the rooftop represent Taylor’s three ‘real relationships.’ The second in sequence (Brendon as Dianna) involves Taylor’s rejection of a proposal. 

ETA (12/06/2019)

It is arguable that the lyric  “a circus ain’t a love story” in Getaway Car (again, a song associated with Dianna)  alludes to Taylor’s non-acceptance of a proposal. It is, after-all, apparent that in (an actual) Love Story, an affirmative answer is assumed (”it’s a love story, baby just say yes.”)

ETA (03/07/2020)

In her Red Tour performance of I Knew You Were Trouble, Taylor wears a white (wedding?) dress to sing the first part of the song.