Speaking Of Alice, Let Us Observe This Section Right Here. Pure Poetry.

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Twilight:

Midnight Sun:

No Edward, she thinks your dad is a dilf

people in 2008: this is just a phase, no one cares about twilight

people in 2020:

people in this town…dr cullen is a brilliant surgeon who could probably work in any hospital in the world, make ten times the salary he gets here we’re lucky to have him lucky that his wife wanted to live in a small town he’s an asset to the community and all of those kids are well behaved and polite i had my doubts when they first moved in with those adopted teenagers and all i thought we might have some problems with them but they’re all very mature i haven’t had one speck of trouble from any of them that’s more than i can say for the children of some folks who have lived in this town for generations and they stick together the way a family should camping trips every other weekend just because they’re newcomers people have to TALK

Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in Twilight (2008)

Ok so during the honeymoon when Bella first feels the baby kick, why didn't Edwars hear the heartbeat? I mean if your baby is flailing it's little legs, surely there has to be heart beat?!!!

he was too busy asking god for forgiveness for fucking his wife too well