But Like What If King Sized Beds Became A Thing Because Married Royals And Stuff Didn’t Actually Want

But like what if King sized beds became a thing because married royals and stuff didn’t actually want their partner touching them. you could go a solid 30 years sleeping in the same bed and even if one tried to reach over they’ll never make it across the great divide of a King size bed. you don’t even feel their warmth across the bed. So like, if you’re unhappily married to a rich man, you don’t have to deal with him trying to snuggle up in bed when you got the King size bed out and this became more popular.

Tags

yes it is 12am and this thought just occurred to me and i thought i should write it down i dont know a single shred of info about the history of king sized beds so dont come at me if im wrong about this but like what if

More Posts from Ishallcallyousquishy and Others

ishallcallyousquishy

4 years ago

Porcelain corsets. Just... behold it...

Tags

lgbt cottagecore baroque I’m wearing this at my wedding if I ever get married they’re made by Candy Makeup Artist if you were wondering they give me very Toshofumi Hinata’s piano Reflections vibes

28 notes View Post

ishallcallyousquishy

5 years ago

When I introduced myself to a first grade class, a kid immediately raised his hand only to say, “your voice is really low!” Now this is the only thing I’m sure about how other people perceive me because kids legit have zero filter and all the other kids seemed to be in general agreement.

Tags

first graders are crazy balls of energy i loved teaching them this year also i love my low voice i think it makes me sound sexy lol

2 notes View Post

ishallcallyousquishy

4 years ago

I’m going to start a theory that when girls wake up with random scratches and bruises, it’s not from sleeping on your arm weird or something, but rather from the injuries you gain in battles in a parralel universe. The injuries transfer over just a little bit because when you sleep, reality is stretched thin and causes slight overlap.

Tags

they are your battle scars I just like the idea that these scratches aren’t coming from no where also I like the idea that you’re kind of connected to your other selves

0 notes View Post

ishallcallyousquishy

4 years ago

I love how you see how her art grows as she grows too, from post to post and I just ughgggggh I love it so much. Happy Halloween 🎃

793K notes View Post

ishallcallyousquishy

3 years ago

In honor of trying to save the owl house and get a season 4, imma try to boost the hashtag. It’s time for an Eda appreciation post, it is long over due 😌.