My Lonely Ass Thought Process While Shopping:

My lonely ass thought process while shopping:

If I buy a lot of enormous hoodies now, I will have plenty to give my [nonexistent] girlfriend ☺️

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5 years ago

My cringiest moments - 1

When I was in the elementary school, at the end of the year we could bring in a CD and do kareoke with the music you brought.

I only had one CD that I knew of, the one the played my lullabies at night (that one baby Kenny Loggins CD, return to POOH CORNER)

So I brought it in and since technology sucks we couldn’t really skip songs, so I was like, k cool, I’ll just sing the first song. But I don’t really know the words,

Like at all

So there I stand, with this random guy from my table that I forced to stand beside me, mumbling the tunes until it hits the chorus

I scream out “ALL THE PRETTY LITTLE PONIES”

Then it goes back to the verses and I just start to play an air piano while the entire class has to watch me jamming on the imaginary keys for the next 3 minutes.

Gosh did I have such blind confidence


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4 years ago

(Said in that guy’s voice that did all the commercials in the late 90s and early 00s)

From the makers of 2020 comes the long awaited sequel, 2021.

You thought 2020 was chaotic? Well be prepared to be blown away. 2021 has more riots, protests, and government reform than every year before. And now with blu-ray you can have access to extra scenes such as The Second American Civil War and The Downfall of Capitalism.

2021, in theaters January 1st.


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4 years ago

I highly recommend inviting your friends to do randomly romantic & weird fun stuff. Invite them to a picnic at the park and show up with a kite. Throw tea parties with tiny finger sandwiches. Have a Crafts Day where everyone gets to decorate their own hats/accessories/teacups for future tea parties. Encourage shenanigans & surprises! Host a Costume Movie Night but put a different theme on each invitation (formal wear, pajamas, last year's halloween costume)! Drink sparkling juice out of champagne glasses during a Board Game Night where the winners have to speak in a character accent for the rest of the evening. Infinite possibilities, but it's your job to manifest them!

If you want a fun weird friend group, first you must encourage fun weirdness!!! Cultivate the garden you want to live in.

4 years ago

Okay but like, we know Willow works out right? Picture this, Luz and Willow working out together and Will ow training Luz to help her get rid of her weak nerd arms. 🥺


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5 years ago

I like herbal teas, Aquarius

reblog this with your sign and if you like coffee or not

5 years ago

I’m just a

🍓red aesthetic🍓

looking for my

💎blue aesthetic💎

4 years ago

We were in an ICT Class in the 7th grade and me and my friends all sat together and one of my friends looked up pictures of Zach Efron and was like, “He’s so attractive, he’s my celebrity crush.” And my other friend did the same with Tom Holland and other celebrities. And then I was like, “???? They’re not that hot, have you seen Zendaya? Sabrina Carpenter? Dove Cameron? Kiera Knightly? (List of other amazing actresses) Like? They’re all MUCH hotter than any of those guys” and my friends just looked at me and was like, “they’re all women, are you gay???” And me having never really entertained the thought of being gay was like, “no??? Doesn’t everyone find them incredibly attractive??” And then they told me to name one male that would be my ultimate celebrity crush and I panicked because I literally didn’t know of any male celebrities I found attractive so I just picked the first Chris that came to me, Chris Hemsworth. He was my go-to for a long time. Thanks Mr Hemsworth.

Ladies! Let's start a thread! What is your earliest memory of feeling or thinking something gay?

I'll go first: On first grade, we were having lunch and this cute girl on my class was leaning over the table chatting excitedly about something, and I wondered what would happen if I kissed her.

4 years ago

Pandas are vegan bears. They show up to a bear get together and the brown bears and black bears are hanging out at the grill waiting for steaks and hamburgers and pandas are just like, “nah fam, imma stick with a salad.” And nature let them.


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