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4 years ago

Blind by ROLE MODEL

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4 years ago

According to a study done in 2011, the residents of Utah were the most likely to subsribe to pornography sites (Golder and Macy, 2011)

tell me something nice

4 years ago

Luz Noceda, very noice.

alright girls and gays,

which cartoon protagonist are you?

4 years ago

But what if the curse Lilith bought was planted???? Like, it’s too strong of a curse to just be out there among a ton of other scrolls just to buy so... what if someone planted it for Lilith to use? Idk by whom but like, it’s just too convenient you know?


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5 years ago

Okay, I know I’m totally late to this but now that I have Disney+ I’ve been watching Agent Carter and I can’t help but notice that, Dottie Underwood is like, totally gay for Peggy???? And it’s never addressed really but like, cmon. She is trained to be a super badass killer assassin. She could’ve easily just shoved the lipstick into Peggy’s mouth no prob but no. Dottie has a crush and therefore she goes in for a peck. And when Peggy is breaking her out, Dottie is like, what up my girl! Let’s go! And is like, super happy to see her after she’s been nothing but cold to literally everyone else. Anyways, I digress.


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4 years ago

Yoooo, I live in Wisconsin and Donald Trump is going to visit Kenosha, the place where Jacob Blake was shot and protests are ongoing and the Governor essentially said that he don’t want Trump here, he’s going to make things worse. Literally everyone has told him to not come and he don’t care. Like, what do you not get??? You are not welcome here please leave

4 years ago

Wait. Wait wait wait wait... y’all I just realized Julia’s meeting with Carmen for the first time on the train is wackkkk.

Carmen asks if the chair is taken and Jules says “yes but you can stay til my PARTNER arrives.”

Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Y’all I Just Realized Julia’s Meeting With Carmen For The First Time

And Carmen is like, “partner??” You know how gay couples sometimes choose to say so they don’t necessarily reveal they are gay in front of everyone.

Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Y’all I Just Realized Julia’s Meeting With Carmen For The First Time

Anyways, the Carmen is like, hmmm and looks around to... maybe see if she really is gay or something and realizes she meant Devineux.

Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Y’all I Just Realized Julia’s Meeting With Carmen For The First Time
Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Y’all I Just Realized Julia’s Meeting With Carmen For The First Time

Then Jules CLARIFIES “TRAVEL partner” to like, signal she’s single???? And then they proceed to flirt????

Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Y’all I Just Realized Julia’s Meeting With Carmen For The First Time
Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Y’all I Just Realized Julia’s Meeting With Carmen For The First Time
Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Y’all I Just Realized Julia’s Meeting With Carmen For The First Time

I’m shook?? Anyways, I might be reading into it too much but oh well.


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