Ahhhhhhh, Harlivy Endgame!!!! I Feel It Coming...

My cringiest moments - 1

When I was in the elementary school, at the end of the year we could bring in a CD and do kareoke with the music you brought.

I only had one CD that I knew of, the one the played my lullabies at night (that one baby Kenny Loggins CD, return to POOH CORNER)

So I brought it in and since technology sucks we couldn’t really skip songs, so I was like, k cool, I’ll just sing the first song. But I don’t really know the words,

Like at all

So there I stand, with this random guy from my table that I forced to stand beside me, mumbling the tunes until it hits the chorus

I scream out “ALL THE PRETTY LITTLE PONIES”

Then it goes back to the verses and I just start to play an air piano while the entire class has to watch me jamming on the imaginary keys for the next 3 minutes.

Gosh did I have such blind confidence

I got the deity of man, I like it

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

“Testing him off into space” 😂😂😂

Also, if you think I didn’t read this entire thing you are sorely mistaken

Did I make a PowerPoint on why Supercorp should be canon? Yes..yes I did, and I came with receipts ☕️

Watching Little Women right now and I just gotta say, DAMNNN, this entire movie is straight poetry. I freakin love it.

I’m so fuckin STUPIDDDDDDD! Oh my GODDDDD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Okay so, the best friend that I have a crush on that I mentioned in a previous post, I visited a lil while ago in her state. I literally stayed with her for a week. I was so distracted by trying to act straight in front of her very religious and conservative family that I completely missed all of her signals she was giving me that she was into me. And I’m only realizing then NOW. WEEKS later...

She literally joked that I would look really good with my SHIRT OFF, and specifically pointed out that she sang the lyrics in a song that says “I like boys and girls” and her older sister gave her a weird look like... And if that isn’t enough, the moment we landed and got in the car to drive back to her place, she puts on a song from girl in red, which I sang too and was like, “oh, you listen to girl in red?” Like, that’s supposed to be the signal!!! How did I miss it!!!! We flirted so goddamn much the entire week and I never made a move because I was worried that she wouldnt be into girls!!!!! She was giving me all the signals and apparently I’m fucking blind. UGHGGGHGHHH

Y’all want to see something wild?

Porcelain corsets. Just... behold it...

I did an art today.

Luz saying “that’s what friends do” and Kara saying “for a friend like you there are no boundaries” have the same vibes.