No, That’s Gentile. Gender Is A Kitchen Utensil Used To Shred Cheese.

Ahhhhh I loved season 5!!!!

I STILL CAN’T GET OVER IT

I SHIP!!!!!

Carmen out there stealing kisses from Argent

I’m just a

🍓red aesthetic🍓

looking for my

💎blue aesthetic💎

I propose that we create a pride month tradition, in honor of Marsha P Johnson, of throwing bricks at cops. It’s what she would’ve wanted.

Met the most interesting man at a bus stop in Milwaukee yesterday. Dressed head to toe in red. Red beanie, red hoodie, red sweatpants, red shoes. Said his name was “Dr Reid” and was a marriage Counsellor. He took a long look at me, wearing a face mask, sunglasses and baseball cap, took a long look at my mom, and asked if we were a married couple. I take off my glasses and pull my mask down to smile and tell him I was, in fact, her daughter. 10/10 interaction. He left quickly when he saw our bus about to arrive.

OK So with the shit with the USPS going on:

1. Check your Voter registration to make sure everything is up to date.  If you can, request a Mail-In Ballot.  I live in CO, where all elections are Mail-In only now, so I get one anyway.

2. Fill out your ballot per the instructions on your Ballot.  Some Notes:

Read Instructions thoroughly, and fill out your Ballot in private.

Do NOT post pictures of your Ballot as this may invalidate it.  DO Post pictures of your “I Voted” sticker.

Make sure to vote for all the offices up for election- as important as the presidential election is, your mayor, governer, local school board and sherrif have a MUCH bigger impact on your immediate safety and quality of life.  Google your candidates, look up the Leauge of Women Voter’s Guides for a reliably Impartial rundown of your local candidates. 

Remember also that it is better to have someone in office that is only moderately incompotent, than it is to have someone that actively wants you dead.  It is the first step to having someone worthwhile next time.

If you wanted a third party option, your local elections are the best place to do this- my own city council has several Green Party members and it got me city-sponsored single-stream recycling! Its also moving the state legislature significantly farther left.

3. INSTEAD OF MAILING IT- LOOK UP WHERE YOUR BALLOT DROP-OFF LOCATIONS ARE. 

They’re boxes you drive or walk or bus or bike or whatever up to and drop your ballot in, and the elections officials will have it that evening. Pros of Ballot Drop-Off:

Can be turned in the same day you reccive your ballot, if you want to get this over with ASAP

Open 24/7, so you can drop it off whenever

Absolutely guaranteed to get your vote counted, regardless of what Donald does with the Post Office.

No waiting in line

No exposing yourself to the coronavirus

Most cities will have several ballot Drop-Off locations, at places like the grocery store, the county courthouse, city hall, at high schools etc.  Google your town or county name and “Ballot Drop Off Locations” and it’ll give you directions even.

Absolutely Save the USPS, but this is the BEST way to make sure your vote gets counted this

God I’m such a freakin useless lesbian. I see a pretty girl and my brain literally stops functioning. I went to my local gym to see if I can start a membership and the woman at the counter was cute and I asked one question and then left because I was embarrassed??? Embarrassed of just existing in her presence!?! Like ughhgggghhg what is wrong with me...

Okay y’all, now is the time to get real serious about corona. Wear your masks. Stay social distanced. Sanitize often. Because I just met day like 20 really pretty girls in my online classes and if I don’t get the chance to meet ANY OF THEM, I WILL EAT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY