Honestly, Spirit Was Beautiful Af

Meirl

You cannot convince me that men who are overly obsessed with football are not touch deprived. They want to play football so they have an excuse to tightly squeeze their homie or get tightly squeezed by their homie. That’s it. End of story.

You better bet that imma binge watch the owl house 3 times in a row the day it comes out on Disney Plus.

We were in an ICT Class in the 7th grade and me and my friends all sat together and one of my friends looked up pictures of Zach Efron and was like, “He’s so attractive, he’s my celebrity crush.” And my other friend did the same with Tom Holland and other celebrities. And then I was like, “???? They’re not that hot, have you seen Zendaya? Sabrina Carpenter? Dove Cameron? Kiera Knightly? (List of other amazing actresses) Like? They’re all MUCH hotter than any of those guys” and my friends just looked at me and was like, “they’re all women, are you gay???” And me having never really entertained the thought of being gay was like, “no??? Doesn’t everyone find them incredibly attractive??” And then they told me to name one male that would be my ultimate celebrity crush and I panicked because I literally didn’t know of any male celebrities I found attractive so I just picked the first Chris that came to me, Chris Hemsworth. He was my go-to for a long time. Thanks Mr Hemsworth.

Ladies! Let's start a thread! What is your earliest memory of feeling or thinking something gay?

I'll go first: On first grade, we were having lunch and this cute girl on my class was leaning over the table chatting excitedly about something, and I wondered what would happen if I kissed her.

Today in class a friend of mine rolled up a small bit of excess paper and handed it to me while saying “garbage.” Our teacher heard but missed out on the “gar” part and thought he just said “bitch” and we all had a good laugh. Later I hand a piece of paper back saying “gar-bitch” and that is now my favorite insult pun.

“It’s God’s will.”

“Well God hasn’t met my will yet.”

(Little Women, 2019)

Jo is my spirit animal and I love her.

I am convinced that strip malls are the most cursed things in existence

Wait, now that Lilith is like, not terrible, think joint lessons at the owl house. Both Lilith and Eda teaching Amity and Luz in the same environment... teach-offs... Amity in constant gay panic... Amity and Luz studying together... the possibilities are endless!!

Amity becoming Eda’s mentee in season 2 because she can’t be Lilith’s anymore because 1. She’s an ass and 2. Because she can’t forgive Lilith for what she did to Luz and Eda.

Level One: Checking for the romantic interest’s pulse after getting badly injured with two fingers on their wrist

Level Ten: Checking for the romantic interest’s pulse after getting badly injured by straddling them and laying their head on their chest while listening intently

Unmute !