The Signs As Shit I Heard Kids Say In High School

the signs as shit i heard kids say in high school

aries: "i just went out to my car and got my water"

"there's literally a gun threat right now"

"yeah and im a white male so"

taurus: "i find women in power super hot. like, if we got into a fight she'd kick my ass"

gemini: "guys what's it like it have parents that love each other?"

"wouldn't know" x3

cancer: "throw another marker, jaren, i swear to god i'll do nothing"

leo: "he texted me last night asking me to sneak out with him and so i laid there, all tucked into my bed and said 'the devil aint gettin me tonight.'"

virgo: "dragon ball z isn't an anime, it's a lifestyle"

libra: "we played minecraft bro"

"she's a keeper. she's a whole ass wife"

scorpio: "well im sorry you lost your boyfriend to first of all me and now fortnite, but no reason to get pissy"

sagittarius: "if she goes through the military, gets stationed in nebraska, /and/ steals my girl, she deserves her."

capricorn: "im gonna fight you right here. we're gonna throw hands"

"can we throw legs instead?"

"give me 15-20 minutes to stretch then yes"

aquarius: "he's really hot, not gonna lie"

"it's.. a frog"

pisces: "lofi's like vaporwave for pussies"