I Have A Friend Named Isa She’s From Finland

Nooooooooo the light it hurts

WTF that was amazing

Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

Hey I just don’t like the other clown he’s mean but I like myself, the trapeze artist, the juggler, the mc and my teacher

If you can't take the clowns, get out of the circus

I apologise for the confusion I have entered the building all the men I’ve dated figured out they were trans after I’m so gay I turn straight relationships into gay ones by turning people into girls. Also no one straight could date me because I am neither girl nor boy I am 3 genderless goblins in a trench coat

I AM A HOMOSEXUAL

How bout no

pro tip: drink water

A relapse doesn’t erase the progress you made by staying clean.

If you’ve been clean for a day, I’m proud of you.

If you’ve been clean for a week, I’m proud of you.

If you’ve been clean for a month, I’m proud of you.

If you’ve been clean for longer, I’m proud of you.

If you relapsed after being clean for a while, I’m proud of you for staying clean however long you did. A relapse isn’t the end of the world. I’m still proud of you for everything you did to try to stay clean.

If you have tried to stay clean and failed, I’m proud of you for trying. It’s hard, I know. Don’t give up. I’m proud of you.

No matter what, I’m proud of you. I’m proud of you for everything. I’m proud of you for being alive right now. Don’t say you don’t deserve this, because you do. You very much do.

Thank you for existing.

Gimme

post redo:

GUESS WHAT I HAVE???

a huge di-

jk it’s a blahaj

thxie ma ( @narniasclosetvoltron )

Hey hey it’s okay it’s gonna be okay. Take a breath for me please. Listen yous are awesome yous can do this I know it sucks now but you can trust me it will all be ok

there was no fucking need to yell

no need to slam with the fucking doors

we’re already overstimulated

Youre not making it easier for anyone

we’re crying, fucking crying, bc of you

I fucking hate blaming people for things

but this was all your fucking fault

MUUUUUMMMMM, mama, *3 fingers to forehead tap twice*

How do yall refer to your mother? I was just informed that the term “ma” is not a widespread thing