Can Tell Im About To Start Listening To The Mountain Goats Again Which Is How You Know Im Experiencing

im sorry for snapping its just that (AND I SAY THIS AS A LESBIAN WHO WEARS A JOAN OF ARC PENDANT 24/7) jeanne d’arc was a victim of rape in prison cells by reality, but only an lgbt icon by modern projection. even in jokes the second can never overshadow the first.

Why Tumblr? Why do you, an actual celebrity, a famous writer, use Tumblr of all websites?

(The actual celebrity and famous writer sits back in his rocking chair, surveys the world of Tumblr, from his porch. He chews meditatively on a straw, and then he says:)

TACAFW: Y'see, I've been here for nigh on twelve years now, which in new-fangled internet years is about four hundred years... yup, I remember when all this wuz just folks trading photos of cats, and I remember when over there, where it's now just waste land, that whole part of town was whut we used to call 'Not safe for work" -- hooey, I don't know where those folks went, when they got driv out of town -- but me, through those twelve years, I've just been in this old rockin' chair on this old porch, and I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go... I guess I mus' just' like it here...

On the set of Dead Poets Society (1989).

Shout-out to all the Sandman fanfic writers, I go absolutely fucking feral when y'all do the thing for when Dream talks.

Y'know. The thing.

Aaah.

Elderly Jews who survived the Holocaust now filmed sheltering in a Ukrainian bunker fearing for their lives have something to say

THANK GOD I HAVE FOUND MULTIPLE

if someone doesn’t make a compilation of all the tori moments i’m gonna scream 

Ready?

Photo booth, Rome, 2018. Olympus 35 SP on cross-processed Lomo slide film.

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Hob might be immortal but he's going to get a heart attack soon