Born A Girl, Grew Up In The Great Swag Boom Of 2012, Now I'm A Boy. That's The Power Of #swag

poob straight up has it for me. and by “it” i mean. well lets justr say. the show

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

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man i'm hungry if only there was some sort of delicious nutritious sexalicious snack availab- WOH IS THAT DR F INGERSMAN'S ALL NEW EXTRA SALTED HONEY ROASTED CHEESE AND TOASTED PRETZELS?? KEEP GOING IM CLOSE

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i ate one of those once and i blacked out for three days and woke up with 20k in my bank and my left nut missing from the sack, 10/10 taste though would recommend

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don't spread lies on my post boy it says on the tin it can't make your nuts vanish any more.

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whatever. i cast spell of nut banishment

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"you tried to eat a stapler?" GOD FORBID I have an iron-rich snack

listen i don't keep up with duolingo lore what is this

wasnt this thing dead? is this like easter?

the world is ending but not fast enough to meet my deadlines

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I have this saved as you KNOW he would.png

i WISHHHH EUGHE NOO I WANNA SLEEP PLEASE PLEASE AEGH