What More Could A Girl Ask For

POV you're Eclipse

after 3 days of scrolling past this post i understand the drawing and it's the greatest sense of accomplishment I've felt in those three days

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

bad news uhhhh. pineapples. umm they MIGHT be like. in my head idk. ummm and worse news i kinda have nobody. errr cuase i'm like brain dead.

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! WHAT GHE FUCK AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!!

They don't want you to know this Simple Trick to learn how to Cry on Command!

Simply Always! Be on the verge of tears!!! And they'll never fail you when you need them!!!

(𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗒 𝗂𝗇𝖼𝗅𝗎𝖽𝖾 𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗋𝗈𝗅𝗅𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝖻𝖻𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗐𝗄𝗐𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗎𝗇𝖾𝗑𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗂𝗇𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗌𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌)

hitting my lemon scented room freshener like it's a vape every time i go to the washroom

opening a different app when the internet connection goes down as if that'd fix it