If I Had A Nickel For Every Time Robert Sheehan Played An Immortal Character (who Can See Dead People)

chat i have a major thing for guys with heavy british accents MEOW😻🤤

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr wowowowowowie

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

Fatui! Scaramouche x fem reader NSFW headcanons

CW: nsfw, degrading, cock warming, bondage, choking, knife play, dumbification, edging, overstimulation

Fatui! Scaramouche who makes you sit on his cock while he does his paperwork keeping one arm on your hip to stop you moving.

Fatui! Scaramouche who gets annoyed with your whining and wiggling so he puts a gag on you and ties you up so tight you start to lose blood circulation.

"i swear on The Tsaritsa if you fucking move one more time im gonna leave you tied up on the floor and watch your gaping pussy beg for me"

Fatui! Scaramouche who bends you over his desk and makes a mess of his paperwork, getting your juices all over it (totally your fault not his) and punishes you for it

"Look what you've done. Fucking slut making a mess for a little pleasure? Archons you really are worthless."

"I-im sorry, it won't happen again" you tried to plead with him but it fell into deaf ears. He flips you onto your back and shoves his cock into your pussy.

Fatui! Scaramouche who keeps his hands around your throat to watch your face go red to blue trying to let out blocked moans as he pounds into you.

Fatui! Scaramouche who grabs a pocket knife and carves his name on your thighs so you know your his and his only.

"you're mine. all for me. you understand that?" sharp pains go through your thighs. you can feel the blood trickle down. you nod at him while trying to hold back desperate moans.

"i want words princess"

Fatui! Scaramouche who fucks your brains out until your babbling Incomprehensible words. trying to beg for more but Scaramouche can't understand what you're saying so how is he meant to know what you want!

Fatui! Scaramouche who wants everyone to hear you so they know who you belong to and how good he makes you feel.

"dont hold back your moans. dont you want everyone to know how much of a slut you are for me? how you take my cock so so well?"

Fatui! Scaramouche who makes you worship him as if he was your god and makes sure you know he is the only being in teyvat the can make you cum.

Fatui! Scaramouche who abuses your mouth with his cock until you're drooling and chocking on it. even then he isn't stopping.

"cmon darling, you're doing so good. keep gagging on my cock like that yea? i will make all your holes the shape of me. such a perfect cum dump"

Fatui! Scaramouche who doesn't let you cum until he says so. if you even dare to cum before that you're in for a long night, maybe even days. (you're NOT coming out of that room without red hand prints spread across your ass)

Fatui! Scaramouche who makes you cum 5 times without him even coming close. he wont stop until he is satisfied even if that means having other fatui members walk in and witness the true beauty of what makes you stay.

Fatui! Scaramouche who cleans you up and sends you back to your office. you prayed there was no rules about harbingers not being allowed to fuck each other.

prob ooc but oh well🗣️

i know it’s early days but when more and more people see beetlejuice beetlejuice, i BET there’ll be people crushing on jeremy. am i just saying this bc i want him? yes, and what?

I can’t remember, what happened in September

(Insert Voxtech catchphrase)🍓📱

Insta:Midas.S.Crow

chat i forgor how to draw help ALSO WHY DID I MAKE THE TOUNGE RED? ITS MEANT TO BE BLACK😭

I’m in the works of stuff but need motivation 🤪 might post some of my incorrect quotes too

“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow