Edgar Allan Pooh.

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

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On an island in Japan, deer act like dogs! 

Blah? You meam "yahoo"?

Blah

I could more easily forgive his vanity had he not wounded mine.

PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) >> Filming Locations, part I dir. Joe Wright

you know how mathematicians have the journal of recreational mathematics, right? where they publish stuff like, ‘oh i found this cool property of this one seemingly boring number’, or, ‘this is literally nonsense but it sounds ~scientific~’ and it’s all great fun to read?

well

behold, the journal of recreational linguistics

with such delightful papers as ‘tennis puns’, ‘animals in different languages’, and ‘gifts from a homonymous benefactor’

excuse me while i go read all 50 volumes in one sitting

Miss our alarm clock.

Cat Dog alarm clocks are actually the best alarm clocks.

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket