I Will Need To Find Another Name To Call My Cat.

Teddy bears are art.

"I built this book cart after my bagpipes got stolen, because I couldn’t afford a new set of bagpipes, and I needed to support myself. I used to sell teddy bears too. But one day last year, three undercover policeman showed up and took me to jail. It was just like a TV show— one was dressed like a rapper, the other like a hooker, and the other like a tourist. They said you need a permit to sell manufactured goods. You’re allowed to sell art, just not manufactured goods. I tried to tell them that my teddy bears were art because I dressed them and customized them. But all they said was: ‘You’re going to jail.’ I had to spend 2 days in jail. The judge threw out the case. But they never gave me back my teddy bears."

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES End Credits Scene

Mr. Darcy is the original Depressed Elf Nightmare Man

Anna Karenina and Stiva Oblonsky

ANNA KARENINA (2012) dir. Joe Wright

A fat cat invades classical art and the results are puurrrrfect. Want to see more?

Everyone is up in arms (including us) about the jacket redesign for Sylvia Plath’s THE BELL JAR, so let’s stare at these hauntingly beautiful old covers and practice our deep-breathing exercises together.

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DYSAPHIA

[noun]

impairment in the sense of touch.

Etymology: Greek dys-, a combining form meaning “ill”, “bad”, + haphē, “touch”.

[Shannon Bonatakis]