Okay Hear Me Out Here

Peter: *on the phone* Mr. Stark! I need your help! I-

Tony: nuh-uh petey is the House on fire?

Peter: .....No?

Tony: then it’s not really an emergency. *hangs up*

Shuri: what did he say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

Peter: apparently it’s not an emergency.

Harley: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE F*CK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY?!?!?

The TMI Gang are millennials...Let that soak in

Fanon Simon: A lovable adorable cinnamon roll, who could never hurt a fly.

Canon Simon: A sarcastic asshole who rival Jace in sass.

I Ordered this a while ago on etsy and the finally came!! I'm so excited, I'm going to put them on my backpack for school ro piss off some specific teachers there, ( keep in mind I go to a catholic school) I also orders a pro-choice and racism is real, and a free Palestinian pin. Teachers at my school have actively tried to get us to participate in pro-lifr rally out side of school, and preached that we need to fight for 'rights'. I cant wait for one of them to ask!

I got them from PricklyCactusCollge, they have a lot of cute stuff, if you want to check them out

Me: Comics!Tony seems to much more reasonable than MCU!Tony, I’m starting to actually like him

Comics!Tony:

Recruits Supervillians to hunt down Superheroes

Signs Peter up to hunt down Superheroes without even bothering to consult him

Enforces a law he KNOWS is unjust and wrong when being a hero literally means doing the exact opposite of that

Tells Peter this is how things are and it’s not gonna change one second…

Threatens Aunt May and Mary Jane

Literally goes back on his position about whether the prison he’s built is temporary or permanent

… the last three kinda speak for themselves, tbh

Summoning Raziel

Valentine: oh great and powerful, please grant ....

*gets smited*

Simon: yo motherfucker! Heres how this is gonna work...

Raziel: him. Him I like

Looking for s SPN where Lucifer won is season 5 and kinda brainwashed Sam and Dean to be his 'generals'... I think Dean ended up using angel grace or blood to be immortal and match with demon blood Sam... there was almost of Crowley angst.....it was on ao3 is anyone knows this one plus let me know.

I wish we got a better reaction out of Wymack and the Foxes when Neil get back from Christmas break, like my guy provided no context to why riko changed his like entire look....like the dont even really get that thats his natural look untill the birthday blood shit.....like neil gives them nothing but a lame 'he threatened you if i change it back' like the team must be so confused, like WHY DOES RIKO WANT HIM GINGER, it not even raven aethestic....? Not to mention Andrew coming back from easthaven and like, he knew about his eye, but the man pulls up looking like he lost a fight with a train and is just... Not hiding them anymore? And is a ginger.....AND NO ONE QUESTIONS IT?!

Your Confort Charcter is who you want to be and your favorite character is who you actually are......How screwed up are yall??

Magnus using "they've been through some stuff" to excuse the TMI gang for doing weird stuff only they would do, has unlocked something in me I didn't know I needed

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