So Today In "Batshit Things Happening During The Australian Election" - The Liberal Party Has Dropped

me: i can't be autistic!! i don't have literal thinking and i'm great at understanding figurative language

also me when i was younger: this song is called darkside so if i enjoy it that means i must secretly agree with it and if i agree with it then the spirit of alan walker will evilise me

Context: I'm working on a fantasy/fairytale AU for PHM in which the Hail Mary is a giant ship (the Lightark) and the sky is the ocean but funky. I make these choices because I want to feel.

I don't want Rocky to be anything too humanoid because (IMO) his dynamic with Grace works best as two individuals who have completely different bodies but are otherwise kin.

(whiteknuckling the edges of my mechanical keyboard) I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not

I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

thank you lemon of snicket for permanently altering my writing style

Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

I'm at a metaphorical fork in the crossroads and baby? I'm about to stick that fork into an outlet 😎⚡️

i feel like we dont talk enough about lemony snicket canonical anxiety disorder its incredibly funny as a concept and i want to think about it more. like i think he has ptsd but also apparently he has felt Nervousness And Dread like. literally forever. and i think that counts as an anxiety disorder lemony

"dream job"? you misunderstand me. my ideal job is to dream. paid by the hour to snork mimimi. for as long i can remember i have had a passion for being snug as a bug in a rug