Interfereongamma - Apply The Handbrake, Ya Dumb Broad

son: we got good spot for him, right?

father pressing button on phone that says "SELL DOG BODY TO DIGIORNO PEPPERONI FACTORY FOR $59.99" : Yup. His favorite spot, under the tree in the woods behind the shed

biblically inaccurate angels, like ones with anime eyes and emo haircuts and guns or whatever

Thierry Mugler Haute Couture Spr/Sum 1998

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

Why are some microorganisms boring?

Cockell & Herrera, 2008

okay so if you need more veggies/fruit, protein or fibre (bc most people do NOT eat enough) in your diet but you struggle to do so, hear me out:

look up recipes (especially snack recipes) that are child/toddler/baby-friendly

i can guarantee there is a woman with a cooking blog out there who has found away to pack a bunch of vegetables into a surprisingly delicious little snack for her kids. this process has never failed me when i feel like i am not eating enough fruits and veggies. my entire flat is eating spinach muffins at the moment, which doesn’t sounding particularly appealing to most people and yet somehow. they’re delicious.

I am like. extremely entertained by Sabrina Carpenter's growing catalog of songs about shacking up with men who she does not respect or even like and seems frankly embarrassed to be affiliated with at all. some kind of fascinating studies in heterosexuality happening there.

put a penis in your ear.... and Fuck what you heard