Now 60, Handpoked By His Girlfriend When He Was 16

Katy Perry just grabbed me by the back of the neck and put my head through a glass china cabinet

Studies of different materials!! I learnt so much but i need to sleep for 5 years now

my attempt at a science ita bag (mostly biology)

if folks want sources lmk

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

Fun thing about football right now is that there's a move called the "brotherly shove" that the Eagles do when they're very close to scoring, where the whole team puts their hands on the ass of the guy with the ball and physically propels him over the line into the endzone for the touchdown, and all the other teams' fans hate it because it's got such a ridiculously high rate of success for the Eagles and doesn't really seem to work for any other team. People are straight-up calling for this move to be banned, claiming it's "unstoppable" and gives an "unfair advantage" but it really and truly is a skill issue. The whole league hates this move because it only makes the Eagles win more often and nobody else can figure out how to do it right

TIL some bacteria can form structures that blur the lines between unicellular colonies and multicellular organisms, complete with the specialization of simple tissues. 🤯

[Photo ©shk5 on iNaturalist]

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence