Took Me By Surprise In The BEST Way!

What? He’s still here?

HAIR OF THE DOG

Yes

My wife went to a friend for a photo shoot. She agonized for hours over the outfits she would wear. He sent me only one proof.

Yes it does. No, I’m not going to do anything to stop you.

Sexy blond cuckolding her husband in bed

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Thank all the deities that, this day, I did not wake up with morning wood!

Love it when she makes plans without me. She’ll tell me about it. Later. When we are making love, she’ll drop the news my way. “Oh God that feels so good! Oh yes, oh honey, I saw Mike, last week! No, it was….. Yes! Just like that. Fuck me! Harder! No, it was at his apartment complex. OH Please, yes! Yes! Don’t stop! I’m going to cum! What? No, I was IN his apartment. YES! I’m cumming! Telling you about this is so hot! I can’t stop cumming! Well, we had lunch. Fuck! Fuck me! Harder you bastard! We had lunch then we had some fun. Yeah it was ….. what do you mean, what kind? I fed him, then I fucked him!”

Hall Pass Dress!

My wife accompanied my best friend to his sisters wedding!

When I saw the LBD she planned to wear to the reception, I knew she would end up back in his room afterwards. I secretly replaced her “night out bag” with an “overnight bag” and included a note.

“Enjoy the ceremony, enjoy the reception, enjoy yourself with Ryan. I’ll see you tomorrow or Sunday. I Love You!”

I had her clothes packed for at least a 2 night stay!

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Early Friday afternoon my phone rang, it was Christy.

“Hello?”

“How did you know!”

There was concern bordering on panic in her voice. I chuckled a little. It didn’t allay her concerns. She jumped in almost at a whisper,

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry, I…. I got my bag out of the car and…”

I needed to calm her down. I said,

“Baby, it’s okay. I connected the dots. You haven’t exactly been subtle with him. You were practically drooling during the rehearsal dinner last Wednesday.”

Christy said, “But you weren’t there!”

“Yes but Jealous Janice was and she kept me well supplied with candid photos of you and him flirting the night away.”

I could hear the sizzle, “That BITCH! I’ll kill her!”

“You will do no such thing! Janice is providing unbelievable photos of you in lust with Ryan! And your texting (sexting) with him has filled in the rest. You don’t make a habit of locking your phone so anytime a message came in I only needed to look and see what you two were planning.”

Her breathing had slowed considerably,

“So you’re not furious with me?”

“That Wednesday night I certainly was!”

“You nearly fucked my brains out when I got home that night.”

“Yes, but I’ve learned the difference between my wife being attractive to other men, which makes me proud, and my wife being attracted to another man, which makes me horny beyond belief!”

Christy gasped!

“But how did you??? About this weekend?”

“I saw the text from Sandy when you asked for a “ride back” after the festivities. Her reply was a wink emoji. So I knew your plan A was going to fall through. And your texts with Ryan kept getting hotter and hotter. You stopped referring to it as his room and his bed and started saying our room and our bed to him. My wife and another man! I never thought that was something I would want!”

I could tell she was processing what I had said, I asked,

“When did you check-in?”

“11:00”

“When did you fuck him first?”

“11:15!”

There was a pause, I knew she had more to say.

“Actually it was Monday night when we bought the dress.”

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Her afternoon delight! He’s 4 years younger than her and 4 inches longer than me!