Me, Eating Cheap Ramen With Enough Sodium To Kill Me Several Times Over: :3

Me, eating cheap ramen with enough sodium to kill me several times over: :3

My friend: You know, I used to eat those a lot a few years ago and they gave me kidney stones lol

Me with a mouthful of noodles: that's rough buddy

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2 years ago

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry Anakin. For all of it."

"I am not your failure obi-wan. You didn't kill Anakin Skywalker. I did "

"obi-wan never told you what happened to your father"

"he told me you killed him"


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1 year ago
⚡️Palestinians have started to clean the streets of Shujaiya in Gaza pic.twitter.com/EdTvmlODtS

— War Monitor (@WarMonitors) May 4, 2024
لا فناء لثائر pic.twitter.com/QSZPd5q2Tf

— سوريانا نادر (@sourialana1) May 3, 2024
⚡Al Mayadeen: Israeli media: Residents of the Gaza Strip, including Hamas fighters, are returning to the central camps and to Khan Yunis, and no one is stopping them.

— War Monitor (@WarMonitors) May 4, 2024

Palestinians are trying to rebuild their lives in Northern and Central Gaza as the occupation focuses its genocidal war machine on the South, particularly Rafah

4 years ago

So I know we're all hyped about Luke (and rightfully so) but I cannot express the amount of *badassery* when seeing four (4) incredibly capable women absolutely tear their way through a cruise with little to no effort. The way they asked for help, offered their help, and backed each other up was phenomenal, I was grinning ear to ear the entire time. They kicked ass, I can't tell you how empowering it was to see them obliterating the entire crew like it was a Tuesday afternoon. The supremacy,,,, I bow to them, step on me.


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3 years ago

Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

4 years ago
This Is Painful. I Have No Words..
This Is Painful. I Have No Words..
This Is Painful. I Have No Words..
This Is Painful. I Have No Words..

This is painful. I have no words..

4 years ago
Hey I Know That We’re Dealing With Something Huge Right Now But Trump Is Trying To Allow Adoption Agencies

Hey I know that we’re dealing with something huge right now but trump is trying to allow adoption agencies to refuse services to lgbtq+ families.... not only is this descrimination but there are TOO many children in the system for them to allow this. Those kids need homes.... I’m disgusted

5 years ago

My teacher had a mini-breakdown over one of our machines at school today and every time it broke she’d look up like she was looking into a camera with a deadpanned expression and we went over to ask if she was alright and she looked us dead in the eye and said, and I quote “I want to lay down and nap for ten years or punch something for double that and I can’t decide which one” 


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5 years ago

I absolutely DESPISE the way my brain works because here I am, actually trying to finish a ten-thousand-plus one-shot and then it just fuckin throws a new idea at me from left field like a toddler that demands my attention. But lOOK AT THIS!! ISN’T THIS COOL??!!! YOU SHOULD WRITE IT LOOK LOOK LOOOOKKKK ISN’T IT PRETTY??!!!! Like noooohooooo pleaaaseeee I just want to finish one project that’s all I ask


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