I'm Done With The Flowery Language. Just Gonna Be Blunt.

#its working to well

Imagine a hyper-intelligent quantum computer hidden, within a complex sci-fi super-facility, who's body is technically the entire facility itself. Now imagine that an Affini attempts to make the facility into their floret.

The facility, built and abandoned by the accord, has been alone for decades, and refuses to trust the Affini or even admit to their own sentience.

It constantly tells the affini that it isn't a sophont, and is merely reacting within its protocols. So the Affini wanders through the complex, avoiding the computer's best attempts at killing them, and trying to help the computer through the trauma that it refuses to have. Eventually the Affini manages to get through to it and leaves with a little flashdrive containing their new floret.

TLDR; GLaDOS* gets florted.

*not really GLaDOS, but you get the point

cuddles and kisses featuring inappropriate touching

#yesyesyesyesyesyes

Hey

Reblog this if you want trans men to send you rape threats and degrade you

If you're a trans girl who likes trans girls, please reblog this <3

i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

Made this funny meme thinking the trans meme sub would love it:

Immediately after posting, I see this post:

WHY CANT I EVER HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT?!

LIFE IS A PRISON

I'm nothing but a walking transfem stereotype :(

You can get any sufficiently subby trans woman into magic the gathering by telling her about the spell that turns a creature into a useless toy

people act like trans women are constantly being praised and validated & it's like. somebody complimented my voice in passing today and i cannot remember the last time that happened. little passing compliments come as high praise when you almost never receive them.

manipulate me. abuse me. use me. make me miserable. torture me. do anything you want as long as you stay. you could hit me and id stay. just dont leave me. ill be your perfect doll just dont leave.