I CAN FINALLY SAY I WANNA FUCK THE PUPPET

yes hi hello how the fuck did i Not get covid but a bunch of pollen can just suckerpunch me and be done with me like what the fuck is this

if tubbo loses both lives he should become an actual egg(model and sign speak and all) as punishment and only be allowed to be on the qsmp as a companion to other players and not work on his stuff for like. a day? I fear more than that would kill him.

h. hey guys anyone wanna beat spamton for me. please. i have to go to training tomorrow :( please i want to end this route

i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it’’s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i’m not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i’m talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it’s literally not even that difficult and it matters so much

once i get done with this presentation about A. Dürer its over for you bitches

sitting on the toilet because i am having my period<333 also scared to get up because i Will pass out<333

fuck you why do i have gender envy for carlos. WHY. ITS JUST A VOICE. FUCK. FUCK THIS.

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

tumblr i hate to inform you but i started listening to the magnus archives and welcome to night vale at the same time and my head has never been this empty but full. its an experience