10 Or 11 Little Ducks Have Been Spotted Crossing The Dash Board

how does this keep happening to him

my friend used the masculine version of 'friend' for me when she called her parents and im so happy omg like yeah!! thats me!! her boy friend!!! :D

being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.

fuck you

x

im sorry but my @ being insect-unchecked is just so good

i really set up time for 20 episodes of wtnv just to listen to queen and read good omens all day instead

i cant imagine being a content creator. even just consuming content of my Favourite Thing is so exhausting.

i was having fun listening to wolf 359 and wanted to ramble about it on here but now im just crying about welcome to to night vale

I come back to tumblr to see you all have made up an entire Martin Scorsese movie about a Russian mafia boss with a plot, love interests, and 20 alternate endings. Meanwhile on tiktok, they've came up with an entire currency called dabloons and people are giving them away to "weary travelers", trading them, giving people potions to prevent robbers from stealing them, inflation rates, and a whole economy off them. And twitter has been frantically panicking for the last three weeks cause Elon Musk has been burning it to the ground by firing everyone, causing their profits to fall and it's shutdown is inevitable. Plus while Twitter is collapsing, the man who accidentally got a text from some old woman confirmed they're having Thanksgiving together again for the 7th year in a row among all this. This has been one of the most unhinged weeks for social media honestly.