ENOUGH F*CKING AROUND ARE THEY GIANTS OR NOT??????

i am the stupid queer looking mentally ill side character here just to be made fun of while i watch the main character become the evil they swore to destroy!

Oh, my God, they are dumbfucks, I love them

I come back to tumblr to see you all have made up an entire Martin Scorsese movie about a Russian mafia boss with a plot, love interests, and 20 alternate endings. Meanwhile on tiktok, they've came up with an entire currency called dabloons and people are giving them away to "weary travelers", trading them, giving people potions to prevent robbers from stealing them, inflation rates, and a whole economy off them. And twitter has been frantically panicking for the last three weeks cause Elon Musk has been burning it to the ground by firing everyone, causing their profits to fall and it's shutdown is inevitable. Plus while Twitter is collapsing, the man who accidentally got a text from some old woman confirmed they're having Thanksgiving together again for the 7th year in a row among all this. This has been one of the most unhinged weeks for social media honestly.

i am THIS close to writing self insert fanfiction

if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon

he killed himself and what the MC knew was just a hallucination?? spirit???

anways.

theres a prequel. im gonna. try to read it

when youre reading a fic and suddenly the pattern starts being a pattern and FUCK your favourite character is either going to kill himself or die in a tragic accident after helping the main character overcome his issues. FUCK. FUCK THIS!!!!!!

Mama, we all go to hell, mama, we all go to hell, I'm writing this letter, in pink glitter gel,

task manager kill this man

todays topic to cry about is why the hell did i not start puberty blockers as soon as i started questioning.

no i have never done a single drug in my life yes i do have a backpack with the devils lettuce design on it