Im Slowly But Surely Catching Up To Wtnv And God This Is Just So Good

afab this amab that what about abba. gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight wont somebody help chase the shadows away

*opens facebook after years of ignoring its existence just to click the 'will attend' button on the mcr concert page*

sitting on the toilet because i am having my period<333 also scared to get up because i Will pass out<333

hey if u can’t drive/are a slow learner due to a disability or mental illness, just picture historical figures like pirates or the founding fathers trying to operate a car.

it’s only “easy” bc we’ve normalized it.

Fellas, if your game has:

A Simple Style

An Emphasis on Building

Esoteric Crafting Recipes

A Leveling/Enchanting System

Traveling Through Different Dimensions

A Meta Narrative

And Frog Breeding

Then that's not your game, that's Homestuck

*whispering* is he.. you know, double jointed? :/

every so often i get reminder i am an artist and i can just make fucked up portraits of myself see ya in a few hours

everytime i look into commets, replies, notes, literally just try to know more than the basic info from the post i have to convince myself i am above being rude to people on the internet

new ask game

go on anon and tell me what my blog would taste like if you licked it

I think everyone, both normal and cis people, should get two free legal name changes at no cost