SERPENT THROWS SPELLS ON YOU!! KABOOM!!

STOPIT IHATEYOU

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Another take on the TF2 Clone Theory:

Continuation to this.

When I was talking to people about the clone theory, they were always asking me about who were originals and who were clones. I didn't understand why that matters; they're all same people with the same memories of their pre-service past, right?

What I didn't understand is that people had entirely different take on how clones are made than I do. I've never even thought about the fetus tubes until someone specifically pointed out that scene in Emesis Blue... (I also didn't know cloning was a real life thing?? Not just sci-fi trope??)

So yeah I've always thought cloning was instant because it would also explain how respawn works. Classic "resurrection" either isn't the thing (lame) or just takes too much time to commit. However, the super cool very scientific respawn machine will use your remains + storage bio supply to quickly rebuild a new body (as it was at the assigning day) and put your consciousness into that body so you feel like you're living nonstop.

(at least that's the theory)

Also, to answer these questions:

They do remember their connections, their past and their memories. Memories of the past are the same.

Their families were not cloned, they aren't involved in this business in any way. They don't know.

However, to keep this secret from the mercs... Of course if both of the clones will speak to their families they will soon spot some weird things and inconsistencies (talking about things that seemed to never happen). Not even talking about visiting family on holidays, that's an obvious no-no.

So... First of all, a big deal is to make REDs and BLUs lives and experiences here as similar (ideally identical) as possible.

And second: I think their connection to the world is just very limited/prohibited. The telephone connection is entirely controlled by the Administration (Sniper has to drive far away to sneak talk to his parents). Letters are monitored, censored and withhold if necessary (or copied if they are FROM the family). No going home until the contract is due (many years??) etc...

Which contradicts comics in s lot of ways but you know what? I don't even care. Comics are an unreliable narrator anyways. I mean uh... I uh. I'll talk about it some other time.

uuhhhh ,,,, it will be,,, teleproting to u !!! with . magic !! it's a magical fox !!

would you like . this animal. I hold up a fox cub in your face

do you want . it's sad and lone

Where is its mama? Little fox cubs should be with their mama!

yes yes , keep on with your cigarette journey spyman . I wish you the best !!! also many thanks !!

says I, the coolest fox around .

sssnnnnnniiffffssss ,,,

o , you have a very nice floral scent!!! good job , assassin . almost everyone I've sniffed smelled leiek absolute SHYT .

Why, thank you. I've been cutting back on the cigarettes the last year or so. It's not much, but if it's noticable enough for me to smell nice, I suppose it's working. I can't get myself to stop them completely, but it is what it is. What a kind little fox you are.

oh , i hopez not . i feel very of guilt . i think I ate something not edible from fridge . or someplace else . i do not feel well after , which is why I frew up . I am very of sorry .

excusse me . employee people . i frew up in , in one of the rooms . by accdient . I'm reelay sorry . I got thsi sack of bones and and screws as an apology . I'm rrrly soryr . frowns

awww well here’s some pats! it’s fine im sure the cleaning crew wont mind at all!

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We really are just accepting this talking fox into our quarters huh?-

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HOT CHICKS IN YO AREA!! (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

they're all dressed up n ready to go!! such cuties ❤️

is it too much if I keep tagging their blogs ,,, maybe but whateva

nurses : @medicalfoxes

aviators : @warangels

Ms creators friend fox lady c can we go commit arson now

Pretty plslslss 🥺🥺

- @linixvy

ahah no

mafioso and friends

also heigh chart 4 them!! and some oc x canon doodles because ohmygod im so obsessed with contractee . they need to kiss my girl .

owh yes!!! certainly what ive been yearning for ! yes many thanks .

i say , taking the whole sack . I give a nod of thanks before scurrying away

excccusse me , bird child . thing .

i am in need of a , a screw . or a bone . would you happen to have said items that I am in desperate need for .

i , the coolest fox says . as I sit with patience .

O !! Screws and bones you say ?? Well I've been getting rid of a shit ton of bones and knick knacks I don't need, so here you go !!

Plops down a sack of the screws and bones

Hit someone with them, idk. Good luck with whatever project you got lmao

I was on twitter talking about the cut content from Expiration Date, and one of them included Heavy helping with the date as the waiter so here are some drawings I made thinking about that concept!