As A Fellow Enjoyer Of Tails And Sontails, I've Been Throwing Around This Bundle Of Ideas In My Head

sontails where sonic is simply a horribly manipulative cunt and tails is completely dedicated to trying to win his affection no matter what. thanks

Saw your Bluesky "understand my ship in 5 minutes" post and it broke something in my brain wrt Sonic.exe and I kinda love the thought of pairing him with Tails now?? Me (helpless and extremely mortal fox kit) and the bad bitch (eternal omnipotent reality-bending murder monster) I pulled by being cute, fluffy, and easily spied on/obsessed over.

Something about the terror of being loved by someone who can be anyone, anywhere, anytime, bend the universe around himself so Tails can never get away, watch Tails' every move from places Tails can't see...put that fox in the panopticon tbh

Yes... Join the dark side.......

What do you think would happen when Tails introduces Sails Mangey and Nine to mints?

Oooh good question!

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Sails:

Honestly, since we don't know all that much about No Place, I like to think that mints are still a thing, just the kind of thing that Sails has to sneak on the ship and can only get once in a while. So whenever he was able to get them before, he kind of had to ration em out.

That also being said, I think it would be funny if the mints in no place don't look like the ones Tails offers to Sails. So at first Sails hesitates to eat it, although he has no reason to distrust Tails, so he does try it. I can see Sails sort of commenting his thoughts aloud on how it tastes, but ultimately he probably tries to sneak some mints off of Tails.

Although Tails is pretty much like "You can just ask. I've got a bunch"

So whenever Sails visits from No Place he lets Tails and the others try the mints from No Place, and he uh takes a good amount of Tails' mints back to No Place with him

However, if Sails has never tried any mints before, I think he'd become hooked pretty quickly (still explain the taste out loud you know) and end up trying to snatch some before Tails is like "Hey, just ask and you can have as much as you want"

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Mangey:

Hohoho boy

While there's at least a decent chance Mangey has just straight up eaten mint plants before, I think he would become pretty hooked as well. In my head, I think he'd keep begging for more after Tails initially gives him one to try, and it gets so out of hand that Tails, Sails, and Nine have to consciously keep mints out of sight and locked up.

But before they realize how bad Mangey gets about them, Tails gives him like a tin or a small bag of mints he can take with him, and Mangey can't even make them last a day. He is in the presence of mints, he snacks on mints.

Just cause they hide em and lock em up doesn't mean that Mangey doesn't find them or that he's never allowed to have them. I think sometimes when Sails is playing that game with Mangey where he's working on something and Mangey plays assistant, they often use mints as something in exchange for helping when they're not exhanging kisses.

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Nine:

While we know more about New Yoke than we do about most of the other shatterspaces, like with Sails I'd like to think Nine has had mints before. In this case, since nothing really grows within the city, I like to think that occasionally New Yoke will get mints in as an import.

Essentially, I think Nine used to see the resistance handing them out once in a blue moon after a successful raid or would see them sold on shady street corners and alleyways. He always tries to limit the contact he makes with people and the city itself, but he kind of had to to be able to get the matierals to create his equipment and have enough food to survive. So he managed to get ahold of a small handful out of curiosity.

It was too much of a pain to get ahold of more, so even though he liked them quite a bit, he almost never was able to get ahold of any.

With that all being said, I can see Nine sort of marveling for a moment how easy it was for Tails to get ahold of so many mints before remembering that green hill and Tails' world is much more plentiful than the city of New Yoke. I think after trying them when Tails offers, he's reminded just how good they are.

That being said, though, I think Nine would pretend that he likes them but of course has restraint, unlike the other two. So he would only take the one small bag or tin when Tails offered to give them more mints. Other times Tails offers, I think he starts out as begrudging but does eventually accept the gift of mints whenever Tails offers some.

If Mangey eats em like candy and Sails is always taking a large stash with him, though, even though he acts like he has more self control and is more normal about mints than them, that is a lie. After taking the first bag/tin back to The Grim with him, he starts figuring out how create a constant lifetime supply of mints there. He doesn't eat them like candy when he does accomplish this, but he still does eat mints about as often as I think Tails does. That's all to say that sometimes mints are just something he eats a couple of when he's bored, when his breath smells bad, occasionally when he needs to make deals with Mangey, as a special little treat when he feels down/accomplished something, and when he hasn't eaten in a while but needs to keep working, so he needs to trick his stomach into thinking its not starving by letting mints dissolve in his mouth.

In the event Nine has never had them before though, I'd think he'd still make a visual expression of enjoying the first one he tries, but he'd still try to be modest and seem "normal" about them by only taking one tin/bag of mints before he ultimately figures out how to keep a constant stash in The Grim like Tails does in his many labs

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Thanks for the question, anon! If you have any other questions about them or their relationship(s), feel free to shoot me another ask🥰

Does anyone else want to completely destroy, kill, ruin, murder and perhaps even obliterate classic tails or is it just me

I hope they explode

The sillies

i think a protective and jealous tails is kinda out of character but i could totally see him distancing himself and getting uncomfortable at the thought of sonic actually going out with someone,, i think his will-they-wont-they with amy actually makes him feel MORE secure because at least sonic is preoccupied. like, nobody's gonna ask him out with amy around yknow. and as long as sonic never confesses to liking amy tails can keep living out his fantasy of maybe one day (not actually) asking out sonic

Hey, what do you think of Sontails from an incest perspective? Seeing as Sonic basically raised Tails like a brother in game canon, I like the thought of Tails initially being clueless because his older brother has always been physically affectionate with him, while Sonic is losing his mind because he shouldn't be feeling this way towards his lil bro. Everyone knows the two are brothers, what would they do if they found out? What if Tails ends up being disgusted in him and hates him for it? But his inhibitions are slipping, and he keeps getting more and more handsy with Tails.

YES!!!! YES!!!!! I LOVE INCEST SONTAILS!!!!!! THE BEST SONTAILS DYNAMIC!!!!!

Man I don't even have the words to describe how absolutely DELICIOUS this specific sontails trope is, and with guilty Sonic?? OH MY GOD

I am literally thinking about it every single moment of my life oh my god I want to write something with it

More sontails.exe because I'm going insane

Also do we fw shadails.exe or am I actually loosing my marbles