What’s A Girl Gotta Do To Get Someone To Grab Her By The Throat And Spit In Her Mouth Around Here??

some fun facts about the wealthy and elite

they are not necessarily sophisticated (going to the opera + enjoying fine dining ≠ cultured)

they are not necessarily smart (ivy league education ≠ intelligence)

they are not necessarily business savvy (trust fund + financial advisor appointed by mommy and daddy ≠ good with money)

though they are also not necessarily ~extravagant~ or flashy (maserati + black card ≠ uber rich)

and finally, they absolutely do not speak or sound like a great gatsby fanfic written by some 14 year old who overuses thesaurus.com

“He turned me into an object and I turned him into a god. How sick is that?”

— (via paintdeath)

missionary because i want to make out with you, look in to your eyes, cover your face in kisses

Beautiful

tell me you ‘forgot’ a condom but youll only put the tip in, then that feels so good you put it all in and promise to pull out, eventually i lose count of how many loads youve dumped in me but it feels so good and its too late to stop you now