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Jade: Truth or dare?

Kit: Truth.

Jade: How many hours have you slept this week?

Kit: Dare.

Jade: Kit, you have to sleep.

Kit: Uggghh, I hate this game.

Boorman: What if ‘It’s Raining Men’ & ‘Let the Bodies Hit the Floor’ are both about the same event but from different perspectives?

Jade: I’m literally begging you to stop.

can i have you for a moment please

Do you ever go crazy thinking about how we got sword lesbians sparring practice, gay pining eyes, “for Kit and only Kit” will I wear the hated dress, gay romantic probably-shouldn’t-be-allowed-bc-fiancé-is-literally-in-the-room-with-them dancing in a crowd of scandalised aristos, blatant “we can still train and ride and” totally have an affair, stolen first kiss in the middle of the night as princess makes her bid for freedom interrupted by attack, in which knight protects her princess, fighting back to back, and the iconic “where the princess goes I go” all before we were even halfway through episode one?

Jade: I left everyone instructions while I'm gone. Kit: Mine just says "Kit, no." Jade: I want you to apply that to any situation. Boorman: "Boorman, don't"? W—? Jade: Yes, you too. Elora: Why does mine say "Stop them"? Jade: You're the only one who can.

Yord: How dare you mock me in such a manner!

Jecki: Well, how would you like me to mock you then? I take requests.

I go to sleep thinking of tanthamore. I wake up thinking of tanthamore. They live in my brain completely rent-free, even if it is to my own detriment.

Obsession Update #1

The Good Place

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.