Kit: Jade, You Like Are An Angel With No Wings Jade Jade: So Like A Person...? What's You're Thinking

this is me, wbu?

Yes! When I first started watching Willow, I was like OMG. THAT'S ELORA and of course, I was really happy that that curly red haired character was Jade and not Elora, but it really is such a coincidence...

Okay, this is a little off the wall but bear with me...

So, it must be a bit of a known thing that Elora Danan has red wavy hair, because otherwise why go to all the trouble of having her dye it?

And what if to keep Elora Danan secret and safe you needed to divert attention elsewhere?

What if you found a little girl, with red curly hair, who was just about the right age, and insisted that she stay by the princess' side, almost like one of your own children? What if you wanted a decoy?

We don't know why Sorsha decided to kidnap a Bone Reaver child, but this one would certainly be convenient...

Fam I keep seeing youtube shorts from Ginny and Georgia and now I feel the sudden intense urge to watch it. This'll be fun

if cinderella dropped her cowgirl hat instead of a glass slipper

BOYGENIUS at the Hollywood Bowl | Oct. 31, 2023 (x)

CNN

Harris says she ‘will not be silent’ on Gaza suffering while telling Netanyahu to get ceasefire deal done | CNN Politics

Vice President Kamala Harris vowed to “not be silent” about suffering in Gaza amid the Israel-Hamas war, saying she expressed her “serious c

I don't wanna see ANYONE talking about how they won't be voting for Harris in November because of Palestine. This is the best it can possibly get. We're all depending on you. Vote.

as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"

Kit: *hands Jade a glass of water*

Jade: *drinking it* Thanks... What’s this for?

Kit: Elora says you get thirsty around me.

Jade: *chokes on water* WHAT-

god's strongest soldiers are my mutuals who put up with me when I let the brainrot take over and start posting like I got possessed about something they haven't even heard of yet