This.

Kit: If I die put popcorn kernels in my body Airk: Why? Kit: Have my body cremated and leave the funeral home a fun yet tasty surprise :D Airk: No??? Why the hell-

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

Obsession Update #2

My crush

The good place

Anne Hathaway

poetry

boygenius

New York City (I don't know why)

Checking my email...

A dragon who decides to hoard mint and various types of mint plants (and not knowing that mint has the mushroom’s blessing of inevitability were ever its planted) can go one of two ways.

1: The dragon is absolutely horrified as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. Its gold? Mint. Its gems and goblets? Mint. Its stores of wine? Mint. No matter what they do they can’t get rid of it.

2: The dragon is delightfully ecstatic as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. It’s a self growing hoard. No matter what any adventurers or knights do, they can’t get rid of it.

If someone told baby Taylor that her ex Taylor married another Taylor and that all three of them would become friends when she’s 33 years old she’d literally bonk them in the head with the koi fish guitar

The way charlie just says "no" so calmly

I'd be lying if I said I didnt think about you practically all day

this is really just my favorite tiktok