me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
israel could literally nuke gaza off the face of the earth and blame it on iran and every single western news outlet would act as stenographers for the lie, the IDF's singular go-to-move every single time they perpetrate an unforgivable crime is to blame it on their enemies, a famous american palestinian journalist is assassinated by IDF snipers? Blame it on stray gunfire from hamas. Bomb 5 palestinian children playing soccer on a beach? Blame it on Hamas. Bomb 20 ambulances? Blame them all on Hamas. Bomb a convoy of 70 Gazans fleeing south because you told them to? Blame it on Hamas. There is zero pushback in the western press because America does not find it convenient to view Palestinians as human, it is a cold calculated dehumanization of an entire ethnic group in service of maintaining a relationship with a military partner.
Woooo! Wobbegong Wednesday! Look at her go! Swimming up your dashboard!
Hey did u see that brazilian jazz nominee who was denied a seat at the grammys vip area and had to sit apart from the other artists 🙁 the news got overshadowed by everyone's faves winning (or not winning) but it was a massive disrespect for milton nascimento (the nominee) and the country as a whole
holy shit no i did not know this straight up despicable and xenophobic
I see an animol I name it
this is still so fucking funny. this guy popped out the ground and was Assigned Chad At Birth for no goddamn reason. meanwhile minimus came out and they were like 'look at this manlet jesus christ'. i would also develop untold neuroses IMMEDIATELY
A young man stands in his bedroom, it just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2023, is this young mans birthday. though it was 27 years ago he was given life, it is only today that he finds neil absolutely banging out the tunes