I want to blow up every single loudass sports car, oversized truck and ugly ass jeep with drivers who think the road belongs to them because they're gods specialist little boy. I am killing them with mind spells.
I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.
Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.
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I’ll be dreaming myself back into my childhood tonight