I Am Whatever Gender Has The Shortest Line At The Bathroom

i was already crying

now im crying harder

should non human works be banned from ao3? what do we think?

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀

like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding

so pretty >/////<

BEOMGYU || PANIC (2025) ↳ for @emoremix

i love tumblr so much 😭

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.

i started like this too, at 13 in fanfiction.net and now im back in ao3 and i have enough ppl enjoying my fics to be ecstatic abt it 🥺 cheers to making our inner child proud 💖🫶🌈

not to get horribly sentimental on this fuckass app but i can't stop thinking about 13 yr old me uploading her first fanfic and getting giddy over 1 review and 4 favs (yes it was fanfic.net, i was odd) and how she would react to my current fic having 125 kudos and 23 bookmarks as well as so many lovely comments. I'm aware I'm not one of those insanely popular fic writers and that to some people that's quite a low kudos count but to 13yr old me that's everything,she wouldn't know how to react to that much kindness and i honestly still don't. idk. i think she'd be proud of me

🤡

i don't care if these characters have never interacted in canon. it's called fanfiction, not fanfact