It's Just.....

Louis showing off his “28″ tattoo like it is an engagement ring, very iconic

But-

Guys... remember the world record egg on Instagram?? When we all got together to make an egg the most liked picture on Instagram? Yeah that was in 2019. Last year. That was only last year.

I wrote this fic for me but y'all can read it if you want

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They have sex

OR: “We’re both quite generous to each other”

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Deuxmoi just posted with more anon details about the holivia sighting at Soho Farmhouse. It's like someone called them on their bullshit because the timing was so obviously wrong (knowing H is in Brighton filming), so the "anon" came back with really specific info about how they hired a private jet to shuttle them from Brighton to the Farmhouse. It's like the more they do to correct stuff, the stupider it gets. Jeff, if you check Amy's tumblr, get your man away from this circus, it's embarrasing.

LOL oh that’s funny. they were so desperate to go to soho farmhouse that he hired a private jet?

Yep, people definitely convinced themselves he was "past" this sort of thing. They saw him get that MP role and assumed that this meant he was now going to be publicly allowed to be out and queer. "If he's playing a gay role in a movie, why can't he say he's queer IRL" seems to be the logic applied. A lot of people failed to realize that taking a gay role might itself lead to the "necessity" of a beard during that project

yeah i have yet to feel like harry is coming out and this includes 2015 when EVERYONE on here thought he was seconds away from coming out. i didnt see it then either (although I didn't think we'd get babygate either).

Through the Dark - 30.08

my favorite looks on tom holland during the ‘cherry’ online press junket

+ BONUS:

A post about jealous Harry

Alternatively: In which Louis’ husband morphs into an actual murderer upon feeling jealous

But why have I taken so long to decide on making a jealous harry post i mean like the distinct brow furrow annihilates my soul 

followed by that reassured *squeeze* and *pat* *pat* though

like we get it Harry, he’s yours

AU: Where Aiden playfully pecks Louis’ neck whilst embracing

and Harry get’s jeal- oh

never mind.

That thigh tap is only necessary if you’re one of those jealous boyfriends……and Harry is DEFINITELY one of those people.

How to Make: Harry Styles mentally plot a successful murder against Liam Payne

Step 1: Hold Louis Tomlinson’s hand. Step 2: Wait for Harry to plot and carry out the murder.

Now this is debatable, but Harry says “stop it” to Zayn ????????

I mean a human being and Louis cannot even so much as socialise without Harry stepping forth to break it up.

Self-explanatory: Harry will have no wieners (other than his own) invading within Louis’ personal space 

If one was to stumble across Harry’s assassination list, the first five dot points would look a lil’ somethin’ like:

Zayn Malik

zayn

ZAYN

ZaYN MALIK

Malik, Zayn

Then the next five points would be Liam

Harry

needs

to

chill

When u anticipate inevitable cock-blockage;

My god, that eyebrow crease could kill the poor man

But Corden should have known; I mean he’s playing on Harry’s turf, he should have seen it coming

Niall didn’t see it coming

Damn Harry’s face drops from 100 to 0 real quick

Louis coped it that night let me tell you

Harry’s internal thoughts: I think there’s a serrated butter knife in the dressing room backstage..

Most of you don’t know this -it’s kept under heavy wraps-, but Harry actually brutally murdered Liam that night, it’s true. The Liam Payne we see today is a mere holographic image now.

Oh, and Zayn didn’t leave by choice, but by threatened force from Louis’ husband.

I think we can all accept this is some low-key jealously but it’s not the reason I’m adding this at all tbh.

I’m adding this because I find it interesting how its almost Harry’s life duty to personally witness and note every single mere contraction of a limb and/or muscle, along with each tendon that moves in Louis’ body; Like even a fucking eyelash twitch you look over and yep Harry saw the lash convulsion

Now this is just getting too comical because I bet you after this interview, Harry gathered the band in a room and explained the guidelines and conditions one must always follow during their wake. The first rule was probably, ‘one must never sit on Louis’ lap if they wish to keep their kneecaps in order to sit again’, Or you know, something along those lines.

Remember the lovebite interview where the interviewer asks if they give each other them “from within the band?” and Liam immediately steps in to avert potential Larry-ness from happening by stuttering out, “Louis gives me these” but then Harry kind of 

It’s a wonder how after all these years, Harry still hasn’t popped a nerve from all that facial straining like w o w

Can we top it off with this because thumb signs are important and Harry’s kitten fond kills me and Louis’ serious and in-loveness kills me too

I hate married couples.