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And now he's alone.....

LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS IS

harry righting louis’ wrongs

They are working extra hard this weekend lmao is she going back home tomorrow?

either that or he’s going to be busy filming soon so they’re like getting it all done now before that

Eleanor goes to public events with Louis to keep up appearances. This has been the case for a long time. 

Eleanor’s purpose as a beard is to be an answer to the question  “Who is Louis dating?” because if there’s a woman he is dating, it shuts down a lot of speculation about his sexuality. If Louis goes alone, then there is no answer to “who did he take as his plus one?” and that invites more speculation. 

Louis also cannot out himself to his friends’ extended families. That would create a great deal of drama. He cannot expect everyone in a wedding party to keep a secret and take no photos of himself with Harry. If Louis were dating a man who was a nobody, he might be able to get away with introducing him as a friend. If Louis were secretly dating Oli, he would already be getting away with it - Oli has gone to weddings with Louis and Eleanor. But Harry and Louis haven’t publicly been close friends for a long time and so the two of them together would attract a lot of attention and gossip, which isn’t really a polite thing to bring to someone else’s wedding.

So can Harry and Louis attend weddings together? Yes. If it’s a small wedding of people they know, trust, and are out to, then they could go as a couple. We would probably never know they were there because they wouldn’t want to risk the public seeing photos and asking questions. But they don’t need to. Busy  people go to weddings without their partner all the time. Closeted people go to weddings without their partner all the time. I know that as a fandom, many would like to see them doing cute, romantic, couple-y things together. But real life isn’t a fairy tale and the older you get, the less big events matter to a relationship. 

Now, why is Louis still doing this if he is “free”? First, let’s be clear: He isn’t fully free. He will never be free of the homophobia that put him in a closet in the first place. He will never be free of his beards because they will always be in his past. And those two things make navigating his future very complicated and very difficult, especially because he is so incredibly famous.

I’ll also add that as long as Louis is with Simon Jones PR, who are connected to 1D, I will have doubt that he is completely free of old contractual obligations regarding his public image. Contracts can and do control public image beyond the duration of someone’s actual work. They can’t control someone’s real life, but they can control what the public sees. (There’s good reason these contracts are heavily criticized. They’re fucking inhumane.) So we don’t know what Louis is actually allowed to do without getting sued into the ground right now. And SJPR isn’t a good sign.

Finally, I have probably said this a million times now, but if I were advising Louis, I would encourage him to use any intended changes in his public dating life strategically to support his career. In other words: stunts are for PR, so use them for PR. And that would mean continuing things as normal until it was time for those changes to happen. Suddenly changing your entire public image and stoking the flames of multiple public scandals, all while having nothing to promote, is a terrible idea for anyone with a career that requires public life. It may hurt, but the best choice in the long run is to make sure everything rolls out in a controlled manner. And we have no idea what issues he may be facing in doing that when it comes to relationships with the media, so it may also take time to keep secrets from people who would sell him out in a heartbeat while finding good people who are willing and able to handle his story.

At the end of the day, though, Harry and Louis have been doing this job for a decade. They grew up together in this bizarre situation. They’ve found ways to stay strong together. While we all want to see good things happen for them, we have to be patient. No one here suffers more from their situation than they do, and I think that’s important to remember. They’re navigating a lot. And for the time being, it’s up to us to see and support them. Our support can change a lot for them, we just have to have the patience to see it through.

Anyway, I was looking for a cute gif to end this with but instead these two came up separately so here, scream with me:

Louis with Ellie, the organizer for the Manchester fan project dedicated to Gina last night. (20 April 2022)

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“I trust Helene implicitly. She can tell me after I smashed it and I’m trying to read between the lines. Today, today she was fucking crying man.”

- Louis on trusting Helene!

The Away From Home Global Streaming Event. (4 September 2021)

Hola sofii vi en twitter algo de que Olivia negó seguir viviendo con Jason era un poco antiguo el tweet, sabes algo?

Holaa, sip, es antiguo esto, pero da igual yo te lo explico.

En teoría no y sí, raro, ¿no?

Bueno para esto te tengo que hacer un resumen del contexto, había un stalker acosando a Olivia y su familia, puedes ver más detalles de lo que hacía en este artículo.

En dicho artículo dicen esto:

Esto quiere decir que Olivia en documentos judiciales afirmó vivir con Jason.

La cosa es que luego TMZ público este otro artículo.

Que desde el título deja notar lo sarcástica que será la nota:

(Jajajjajajaja ni la persona que escribió esta nota se cree que sea real)

(¿soy la única que nota el sarcasmo de esta persona?)

Entonces, ¿Olivia mintió en papeles judiciales?, según sus propias palabras sí....

Esto quiere decir que Olivia al ver que en los artículos decían algo que ella misma dijo en papeles judiciales, en lugar de dejarlo estar y preocuparse más por su esposo e hijos que por una "relación", prefirió que "vayan" a decir que mintió en papeles judiciales, lo cual es un delito:

"Sabemos que los testigos, en todo proceso judicial, están obligados a “decir la verdad”, o lo que es lo mismo, no mentir, y contribuir con su testimonio al esclarecimiento de los hechos. De esta forma, han de narrar lo vivido o conocido sin ningún tipo de “artificio” o engaño (de lo que se deduce que no cabe la imprudencia).

Esto no sólo se predica como un “deber legal” sino también “moral” (pensemos que, por ejemplo, en una causa penal, puede estar en juego algo tan importante como la privación de libertad de una persona y su juicio de inocencia o culpabilidad).

Así lo han de “jurar o prometer” antes de prestar declaración, habiendo sido informados previamente de tal obligación y de la posible comisión de un delito (falso testimonio) sin incumplen."

Bueno, entonces estas "fuentes cercanas" fueron a corregir a la persona que redactó el artículo anterior diciéndole que NO HABÍA MANERA de que Jason y Olivia estén bajo el mismo techo, aunque hace unos meses se veía a Olivia salir de la casa que "compartía" con él.

De hecho voy a hacer una mini línea de tiempo

Noviembre:

Diciembre:

Casa de Jason

Febrero:

Casa de Jason

Pero ahora no hay manera de que vivan juntos y las "fuentes cercanas" dicen que en efecto Olivia mintió en los documentos para obtener la orden de alejamiento.

Y como no dejando bien en claro que está con Harry(les faltó poner "esa vez que le dió la mano" lol)

Así que según palabras de Olivia en papeles judiciales, en efecto vive con Jason("ex prometido"), pero según "fuentes cercanas"(aka pr team), ella mintió y dejó que negaran eso ya que no podía dejar que nadie piense que no está con Harry, prefiere que digan que cometió un delito, claro que sí.

Saquen sus propias conclusiones.....

New Holivia Deuxmoi submission. No pics, of course. Laugh with me.

Ugh, my eyes just rolled back so hard.

This sounds like it’s about last weekend (?) at Soho Farmhouse (?). They’re keeping the “let’s make this super believable” streak. Can this movie come out already so this stunt can be over?

I’m not aware of any Ferraris Harry owns in the UK. Here are his cars.